Major League Baseball is failing the Stanford marshmallow experiment yet again; peak winter is choosing to watch one of the dumbest Phillies losses of the season instead of watching someone play a ridiculously difficult video game; does Jesper Horsted regret not sticking to baseball, or is he okay with being a fourth-string tight end for the Bears?
Trading Francisco Lindor is so smart and also what is sarcasm?; playing a surrealist game to figure out what baseball is; an emergency catcher situation presented itself across the pond recently
Good beat Evil, weird; Clank?; Calling someone else’s shot is a fine art
Thanking José Altuve for making fellow diminutive people look good; picking a team to root for isn’t as hard as picking a college, thank goodness; a Nashville native knows he won’t pick any Nashville expansion team