Auckland Tuatara’s season continues to be strange to say the least; TwinsFest is one of many things that ain’t what it used to be; the poem Fred Wilpon deserves
New Twins bullpen coach Bob McClure proves a personal theory on life and continuous employment; did you know Zack Greinke pitched well in Game 7 of the World Series?
A fond farewell to a good doggo, a better companion than even MLB; it’s about time they add a non-baseball talent and skills portion to the All-Star Game festivities; the baseball conversation we all have from time to time
Love: Luis Arraez Style; the story of a baseball field in Arrey, New Mexico; Good Omens; female scouts remain not welcomed by some; so are we really never going to talk about why the Cubs are playing close to Thanksgiving in ‘The Martian’?; calling someone else’s shot
Last week the baseball world lost a friend, and a lot of essayists lost a mentor and a model: Michael Steinberg; *James Murphy voice* baseball we love you, but you’re bringing us down; please read our screenplay about Robot Rob Manfred: Destroyer of Baseball
Reverse collusion is the hip new conspiracy theory; Bobby Jenks and using his platform to outlaw concurrent medical operations; trying to figure out how to explain why you love baseball as much as you do on dates
Major League Baseball is failing the Stanford marshmallow experiment yet again; peak winter is choosing to watch one of the dumbest Phillies losses of the season instead of watching someone play a ridiculously difficult video game; does Jesper Horsted regret not sticking to baseball, or is he okay with being a fourth-string tight end for the Bears?
Prepare for the 2022 work stoppage by reading someone who was around for the last one!; we are going to need a theoretical physicist or two to figure out if Erik González is a center fielder or not; a VIP attends a ballgame
On forgetting or not forgetting a past experience at Petco Park; MLB’s plan for 42 minor league teams means they think less baseball is good for baseball?; attending a Rays playoff game alone could be magical
The hot stove is a hobbled person over the age of 40; it’s messed up when a fan feels joy immediately; you bet there’s a mascot hall of fame
Wasn’t ready to say goodbye actually; playing the loves and fears game; going to be more productive than Rogers Hornsby this offseason this time for sure
Baseball isn’t welcoming to everyone, especially lately; unintended consequences to getting what you want; Frank Thomas, come on man
Thanking José Altuve for making fellow diminutive people look good; picking a team to root for isn’t as hard as picking a college, thank goodness; a Nashville native knows he won’t pick any Nashville expansion team
Twins fans aren’t Job (probably); trying to break the habit of rooting for the Yankees; never go away baseball
The ceremonial first pitches could be elevated in every sense; the Randy Dobnaks who don’t make it have a familiar sad story; but of course Bryce Harper inspired a petty pizza promotion gone wrong