The BOTTALICO Communication Program
Presented By: Patrick Dubuque
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In one easy, enjoyable four-hour retreat, you’ll identify the core personality roles of your team and show them how the others think―and how to communicate with them. And instead of lecturing them with trite adages and corny Memions, we give the process a fresh take: by employing the imagery and language of forgotten relief pitcher Ricky Bottalico.
First, each team member discovers their role by taking a short personality survey. The BOTTALICO test stands for:
Based on the results, each person will discover whether they’re:
- The Closer, who wants the ball with the game on the line
- The Starter, who is willing to put in the long hours and see the project through
- The Middle Reliever, who bridges the gap between the two when things are down
- The Bullpen Coach, who analyzes what is and isn’t working
After that, the team is led through guided exercises that make them understand the equal value of all parts, the special talents they bring, and their priorities. And it’s not presented by some boring old PowerPoint presentation at a hotel dining room with plates full of honeydew and decaf coffee. Instead, they’ll get to enact the following:
- Umpiring Others At Work. One employee will try to achieve some minor task, like putting together a puzzle or helping a crying child. The other will bark out random praise and admonishment. After a while, the two stop to talk about how it feels to be judged.
- Baseball Cards. We all get so focused on what we see and not how we’re seen. In this exercise each team member creates a baseball card anonymously for one of their co-workers, including statistics and flavor text. People are often surprised what they read about themselves!
- Role-Play Conflict. Team members take turns modeling conflict and resolution in a baseball environment. For example, one person may take the role of Ricky Bottalico after blowing a lead in a big game. The other team member will be his manager, who has to demote him to Triple-A.
- Trust At-Bats. Trust falls are a little cliché at this point. But the Trust At-Bat asks employees to stand in the box while Ricky Bottalico throws an 80 mph slider that breaks in on the hands. Those who don’t bail will learn something about themselves.
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By: Mary Craig
It’s often said, though not by several of my Short Relief colleagues, that baseball reflects human nature. What is not so frequently remarked upon is baseball’s relationship to nature. To be fair, nature is often invoked whenever a squirrel or bird occupies far more of a game than should be the case, but the punchline of these instances is always the failure of nature to adapt to civilization; the animal, rather than the stadium, is out of place. These pieces certainly have their charm, but they have unjustly monopolized “baseball vs. nature” in a sport in which Brad Peacock exists.
When peacocks wish to mate, they engage in a complex visual and auditory display, spreading wide and flapping their colorful feathers while emitting a low-frequency sound, both of which are adjusted to attract particular peahens. Some particularly nefarious peacocks fake this process, attracting peahens solely to make them fitter in the eyes of their rivals, with no intention of mating. The majority of peacocks procure multiple partners throughout their lives, but there are some who mate for life, making the initial mating ritual that much more of a delicate operation.
Indeed, Brad Peacock’s entire major-league career has been fraught with the perils of the mating ritual. But due to his own fortitude and the fact that white players hate fun, he has adeptly navigated these murky waters, keeping his peacock nature in check.
Recently, there have been three particular scenarios that highlight Peacock’s strategy:
1. September 14, 2017, Astros vs. Angels: Peacock gets Simmons to line out to center
This is a classic Peacock scenario, a perfectly nondescript at-bat despite the somewhat pressing circumstances. No need to throw a devastating pitch or emphatically strike out the batter (which he has always been loath to do with runners in scoring position, fearing the implication of the word “fan”). A simple slider left up in the zone to produce a soft line out will do. The situation required nothing flashy, no flurry of plumage or low-frequency noises.
2. September 28, 2017, Red Sox vs. Astros: Peacock strikes out Mookie Betts
Peacock does opt for the strikeout in this scenario, but it’s business as usual. There’s nobody on base, no rush of emotion, nothing that indicates striking out Betts would become an event. It’s a strikeout both Peacock and Mookie will forget.
3. 2017 ALCS Game 6: Peacock strikes out Gary Sanchez
Here is the toughest challenge Brad has faced thus far. Trailing 3–2 in the series and potentially six outs from elimination, it is imperative that Peacock beat Sanchez. Which he does, catching the bottom of the zone with a 94 mph fastball to preserve the Astros’ 3–1 lead. Perpetually aware of his nature, Peacock does not give into the crowd-fueled adrenaline, striking Sanchez out on a nondescript pitch and limiting his celebration to a tiny hop. Sanchez may remember the at-bat, but he might not remember the pitcher.
Down Under Replacement
By: Matt Sussman
You may have missed the big news among Actual Baseball but Delmon Young signed with a team in the Pacific. Not in Japan. Or Korea. Or even Taiwan. This one’s in Australia, which is basically Japan’s Korea. The Melbourne Aces are understandably giddy for a former No. 1 draft pick, ALCS MVP, and recognizable name who has been out of baseball for two years. And they may sound funny to us with the accent but it’s no funnier than someone in Baltimore saying, on two consecutive occasions, “here’s a baseball contract.”
Usually the former major-leaguers are your countrymen, your Trents Oeltjen and Lukes Hughes and what have you, at the twilight of their baseball career. One typically doesn’t go to Australia to reinvigorate one’s career when it’s swirling down the train; they just go down there to see if it really does swirl in the other direction. But Delmon Young is going to be a draw. It could be the first thing he’s ever drawn, honestly. He could be a mentor, in the sense that if a teammate strikes out, he’ll walk over to them and say that it’s no big deal, just be a high draft pick and another team will give you a chance.
And the fielding drills! Young could definitely participate in the fielding drills. At this point I would like to remind the media that any type of photography is prohibited during fielding drills.
As baseball has grown on the continent, it should be noted that MLB has struggled to find above-replacement designated hitters. So if Young wants to go to Australia and show them how it’s done, then Melbourne could become the San Pedro de Macoris of DHs. Just molding all those strapping young Aussies into free-swinging, poor-throwing hulks. It could also lead to the sudden demise of the designated hitter, crippling the national sports industry entirely.
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