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January 3, 2013

Overthinking It

Internet Commenters Try to Trade for Giancarlo Stanton

by Ben Lindbergh

Being a baseball rumormonger is a difficult job to do well. First, you spend years building a network of sources who can and will tell you interesting things about baseball teams. Even after you’ve collected your contacts, be prepared to put in long hours and work weekends to stay ahead of the story or be the first to break it. Don’t expect to sleep or be seen without a cell phone.

However, the job has its perks: attract a large enough following, and you can create your own stories. Slow news day? Pick a highly coveted player whom it might make some sort of sense for a team to trade. Ask an executive who works for that team if there’s any chance that said player might be moved. If the executive says the player won’t be traded under any circumstances, you have a story, or what passes for a story in the MLBTR/Twitter era. If the executive allows even the slightest sliver of a possibility that the player might be available, you have a story that lives a long time and begets a long line of other stories, like something straight out of the Old Testament. What is he worth, and what might it take to trade for him? Which teams might match up? Will the team still be willing to trade him tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow? What about the day after that?

Giancarlo Stanton rumors have been circulating since November, when the Marlins traded all their other players to Toronto and Stanton tweeted, “Alright, I’m pissed off!!!” But they’d been dormant for a a few weeks before December 30th, when Marlins AGM Dan Jennings told Jim Bowden that the team was “willing to listen” to offers for Stanton. Never mind that Jennings insisted that the Marlins “are not shopping him” and are “certainly not looking to move him.” Never mind that he added that the Marlins have “never not listened to a deal on any player.” We now know for sure that the Marlins will not hang up their phones, block your number, and smash their SIM cards if you call them and say “Giancarlo Stanton,” so it’s safe to speculate. We’re guilty of speculating ourselves, though we at least attempt to be realistic about it.

When BP alum Jonah Keri ranked the top 50 players in baseball by trade value in late November, Stanton ranked seventh. He’s making little more than the major-league minimum, won’t be arbitration eligible until after next season, and won’t be a free agent until 2016. He’s newly turned 23 years old, and he’s already one of the best hitters in baseball. His batted balls break scoreboards and travel farther than any other batted balls have since 2009. On the other hand:

Late on Wednesday, Ken Rosenthal found a source who said that the odds of a Stanton trade are “as close to zero as they can be.” Jon Heyman found a “person familiar with marlins thinking” (“Stanton is good and our fans are fed up with us already”) who was willing to put the odds at exactly zero. But by then it was too late: Stanton had already been acquired in internet comment sections by fans of all 29 other teams. A few years ago, Matt Swartz laid out several rules for constructing plausible trade rumors in a piece at BP: salary matters, years under team control matter, quantity doesn’t make up for lack of quality, and so on. Most of the commenters who proposed packages for Stanton must have missed that article.

You might think your team doesn’t have what it takes to trade for Stanton. You might already have given up on getting him. But somewhere on the internet, someone thinks that not only can your team trade for Stanton, but it won’t be that hard. The following are real Stanton trade packages proposed by fans of every team on the internet this offseason. (The team names link to the sources, in case you want to verify that someone actually said these things.)

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Angels:

Knowing what we know now (namely, that Morales is a Mariner), we can safely say this one won’t happen. But it made so much sense at the time!

Astros:

This proposal starts with “would never happen,” but Snake Diggity still published it, which suggests that he or she thinks it would at least be in the realm of possibility if the Marlins would be open minded about it. “The Martinii” are Fernando Martinez—whom the Astros got for free from the Mets, a team without an outfield—and J.D. Martinez, who had the worst WARP in the NL last season. So, no, this would never happen. But if it did, “wgr56” would accept it, albeit with a heavy heart:

Athletics:

No, but we’re sort of on the right track here: both players are moderately productive and under team control for at least as long as Stanton. Believe it or not, this might be one of the best of the bad proposals.

Blue Jays:

More seriously, but still not seriously enough:

Braves:

Brewers:

And one commenter’s response:

Cardinals:

Stanton is younger than all three players in this package. Any Cardinals trade that doesn’t start with Oscar Taveras or include Shelby Miller probably isn’t painful enough for St. Louis to make sense for Miami.

Cubs:

Or the cubs could pursue the foolproof “make the Marlins pay for Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Marmol” approach:

No way that one would work without Brad Hand.

Diamondbacks:

The D-Backs have spent their whole offseason trying to trade away an outfielder. This is just about the only proposal that they trade for one:

Dodgers:


Also:

Yes, but where would Stanton play? That’s the only problem with this proposal.

Giants:

Lincecum will make $22 million this year and become a free agent at the end of the season. The Marlins won’t want to take on any salary, let alone Lincecum’s, and they won’t want to trade for a player who’ll leave at the end of the year.

Okay, but Gary Brown. He’s a prospect! :) He’s also older than Stanton and spent last season in Double-A. :(

Indians:

Mariners:

Many of the Mariners proposals I saw included some sampling of the team’s top five prospects, which might be something the Marlins would be willing to discuss. But the Felix family of fake Stanton trades—including Felix for Stanton and Buehrle, Felix and Smoak for Stanton, and Felix for Stanton straight up—probably wouldn’t be, since Felix makes money (among many other reasons).

Mets:

Scott Hairston is not actually on the Mets, so the Mets can’t trade him for Stanton. Had he known this is all it would take to get Stanton, Alderson have extended Hairston before he declared free agency.

Nationals:

Aside from Bryce Harper, who stopped short of proposing a trade, this is the only person on the internet interested in bringing Stanton to DC:

Orioles:

Dylan Bundy is one of the best prospects in baseball, but he’s recorded four outs in the majors, and pitching prospects are so scary there’s an axiom about it. Any team would trade its top pitching prospect straight up for Stanton.

Unless that team already has Nate McLouth.

Padres:

Will Venable is a nice player, but he’s also 30 years old, so the only potential he has is to be worse than he’s already been. Chris Denorfia is 32. In this scenario, the Marlins are most interested in acquiring old outfielders from the team that ostensibly has the best farm system in baseball. The Marlins work in mysterious ways.

Phillies:

Unfortunately, trades require the consent of both teams. On the internet, you’ll see a lot of people proposing trades that they would make “in a heartbeat.” The problem is that any trade one side would make in a heartbeat is a trade the other side wouldn’t make at all.

One gracious Phillies fan was willing to go so far as to include other players in addition to Brown:

Pirates:

Yes! Definitely yes.

Kidding! No.

Rangers:

The Rangers are the favorite for Stanton. They have a need for him, and they also have cheap, talented, and tradeable players (Jurickson Profar, Mike Olt, Martin Perez) whom the Marlins might want. As much as it pains me to say it, because the two teams match up so well, many of the Marlins-Rangers trades proposed by internet commenters—deep breath—mostly make sense. This was one of the worst, which was also one of the best relative to the other teams’ fake proposals.

Rays:

You can trade Wade Davis for a talented young right fielder, but it only works once. For the sake of completeness, here’s one with players who are actually on the Rays roster:

Red Sox:

Red Sox Stanton proposals are almost as bad as Yankees Stanton proposals (see below). Fans of these two teams were the only ones I came across who added the Marlins’ top prospect into deals the Marlins wouldn’t have done without the top prospect.

Reds:

Rockies:

Rockies vs. Rangers: advantage Rockies! (If you root for the Rockies.)

Royals:

Tigers:

When the Tigers traded for Miguel Cabrera, they had to give the Marlins two top-10 prospects and four other prospects and take on $29 million in dead Dontrelle Willis weight (which wasn't necessarily regarded that way at the time). But now? Nick Castellanos.

Twins:

I found a total of two fake Twins proposals for Stanton. Maybe Midwesterners don’t like to dictate what their teams should do.

White Sox:

If you've made it this far, you've probably noticed that most fans have a tendency to overrate their own team's prospects. So here’s how you know the White Sox have a lousy farm system: even their own fans can’t construct a single scenario that would convince the Marlins to trade Stanton to Chicago for minor leaguers.

But there’s still hope!

Yankees:

There are more fans of the Yankees than there are fans of any other team, so it follows that the Yankees would also lead the league in bad fake trade proposals.



The problem with prospects is that a bunch of potential bench players and back-of-the-rotation/bullpen pitchers, when packaged together, can’t combine Voltron-style into prospects people want. As one front-office executive said when I sent him this proposal: “Here are all the prospects I don't really think fit into our plans or won't turn into stars, would you take them all in exchange for your young All-Star player with Hall-of-Fame potential?”

Forget for a moment that the Marlins wouldn’t want to trade Stanton for someone who plays the same position; is not nearly as good; is much older; and is much more expensive. This proposal would also require amending the CBA to make trading multiple future draft picks and recently signed free agents things that baseball teams can do. Minor obstacles, I know, but you figure you’d at least have to toss in an Eduardo Nunez or a Melky Mesa to make the hassle worth the Marlins’ while.

Now we’re talking: in this scenario, the Yankees actually give up someone good whom they’re legally allowed to trade. It’s an expensive second baseman and impending free agent whom the Marlins would never want, but it still hurts to surrender him. Also acquiring the Marlins’ top prospect would probably ease the pain.

***

So that’s Giancarlo Stanton’s market value, according to internet commenters who want him to come to their teams: not much. Ultimately, we're all convinced that we're above-average drivers, and that we're better looking than we actually are, and that our teams would have no trouble trading for Stanton. In conclusion,

Ben Lindbergh is an author of Baseball Prospectus. 
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Gotribe31

Since you don't have an Indians one yet:
Gomez (that's clearly why they DFA'd him), Fedroff (you see that power in AAA last year?!?), Neal (replacement RF), Zeke Carerra (replacement for Reyes at leadoff) and Rob Bryson (2013 closer) for Stanton.

Jan 03, 2013 08:02 AM
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Gotribe31

Edit: I now see your Indians offer, font for team name was smaller than the ones around it. My offer still stands though.

Jan 03, 2013 08:04 AM
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RedsManRick

If the point is simply that fanbases are silly, point made I suppose. But was it really that hard to find a Reds offer that wasn't a month old and didn't include two players who are no longer in the organization. RedsZone has plenty of Stanton offers floating around, mostly centered around Aroldis Chapman...

Jan 03, 2013 08:11 AM
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BP staff member Ben Lindbergh
BP staff

By the time I got that far down the list of teams, the exhaustion factor kicked in. Once I found a suitably silly one, I stopped.

Jan 03, 2013 08:21 AM
 
Richard Bergstrom

Rockies: Dexter Fowler and cash.. because the Marlins, you know, want cash... and the Rockies, you know, still don't think Fowler is good.

Jan 03, 2013 08:58 AM
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terencem

I can't believe my monitor is still attached to my computer after reading through that list.

Jan 03, 2013 09:17 AM
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Richard Bergstrom

You still use monitors?

Jan 03, 2013 09:39 AM
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jalee121

Hey, some of us still have office jobs and with that comes time to waste.

Jan 03, 2013 09:56 AM
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Richard Bergstrom

Heh, know the feeling

Jan 03, 2013 10:04 AM
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stayathomeDaryl

"Hits Right Handed" has gotten my day off to a great start.

Jan 03, 2013 09:43 AM
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Lindemann
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This is very entertaining, although mocking moronic Internet trade proposals is kind of like shooting Marlins in a barrel.

Jan 03, 2013 09:48 AM
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jalee121

The Jays trade made me lol. If anyone watches Treme on HBO, they might also think of DJ Davis like I did.

Jan 03, 2013 09:58 AM
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SC

I have an envelope of magic beans that is clearly worth more than Mr. Stanton.

I will say that the Pirates package isn't completely absurd, could actually be a starting point for a discussion.

Jan 03, 2013 09:59 AM
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hyprvypr
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M's send Taijuan Walker, James Paxton, Nick Franklin and Justin Smoak for Stanton. The M's desperately need a big bat and have enough high up prospects to lure the Marlins.

Make Paxton Hultzen if the Marlins balk at Paxton.

Jan 03, 2013 10:09 AM
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Richard Bergstrom

Btw there's no reason for this comment to receive so many negatives. It's not like he was telling people to step on kittens...

Jan 05, 2013 09:43 AM
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thatfnmb

Great article! Marlins fans (if there are any left?) shouldn't be exempt from this. There has to be somebody that posted Stanton for Longoria, Price & Wil Myers.

Jan 03, 2013 10:19 AM
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hyprvypr

God, Stanton is an amazing talent, but that seems an incredibly overpriced trade. That's an incredible amount of talent - and the Marlin's would then be at quandry with what to do with Price.

Jan 03, 2013 10:33 AM
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Richard Bergstrom

Funny, I thought your Mariners suggestion was incredibly overpriced.

Jan 03, 2013 13:34 PM
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CJNC1963

The Marlins would want young, cost controlled players for Stanton...not guys like Price and Longoria. While excellent players they are also expensive. It would be more like Wil Myers and 2 to 3 more top prospects.

Jan 04, 2013 05:32 AM
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BurrRutledge

But a Marlins fan on the intranets would ask for more... A lot more. Myers, Longoria, Price, and another eleventeen Top Rays.

Jan 04, 2013 08:48 AM
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Richard Bergstrom

And the Marlins would also want the Rays Touch Tank.

Jan 05, 2013 01:08 AM
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alangreene

The best is the Rays one ... simply because the Twitter handle is "hue knows baseball."

Jan 03, 2013 10:22 AM
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BP staff member Andrew Chong
BP staff

I love this.

Jan 03, 2013 10:31 AM
 
Lespaul1

"Blocked by Nate McLouth" HAHAHAHA.

Jan 03, 2013 10:49 AM
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rweiler

Nice article. The idea that a team would trade it's best young player for a handful of magic beans has an enduring quality. There was a day when something like that might happen, but Dave Littlefield isn't a GM any more.

Jan 03, 2013 11:19 AM
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amazin_mess

The Yankees fans trade proposals are gems.

Jan 03, 2013 12:04 PM
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rookie319s

I think the Cardinals do actually have enough to get Stanton. Mozeliak would never give the young talent (Pitching and Taveras).

Jan 03, 2013 12:24 PM
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rwp9843

The Cardinals definitely have the pieces to trade for Stanton, if so desired. Fortunately for the Cardinals, as currently constructed, they are in position to be highly competitive for years to come - thank you Jeff Lunhow. I would rather see them trade for David Price, but that's just my preference. He's still relatively young and almost certain to be traded within the next 12 months, give or take. He would be a difference maker in the playoffs, where their pitch-to-contact sinkerballers have predictably struggled. And a pitcher of his age and caliber would be difficult for them to obtain via free agency. I hope Mozeliak is working on this.

Jan 03, 2013 13:42 PM
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amazin_mess

They could offer Miller or Martinez and Oscar Taveras and get it done in a second. Maybe add Trevor Rosenthal for good measure. Then the Fish could keep Taveras in AAA all year and have him under control until 2019.

Jan 03, 2013 16:40 PM
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amazin_mess

Negative police alive and well I see!

Jan 05, 2013 18:33 PM
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Nathan

Because there's no way the Marlins would accept that "in a second." Fans always wishcast their team's prospects to stardom, but the chance that Taveras will outperform Stanton is slim, and it is by no means assured that he will even be productive.

Jan 07, 2013 01:19 AM
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spider35

Royals e-GM really on top of his farm system when mentioning Patrick Leonard and Mike Montgomery as pieces of a deal.

Jan 03, 2013 12:42 PM
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BP staff member Ben Lindbergh
BP staff

That one was from before the trade. Wasn't easy to find one for the Royals. Rays one mentions Davis after the trade, though.

Jan 03, 2013 14:54 PM
 
BP staff member Matt Kory
BP staff

Thanks, Ben, for not putting my monumentally stupid Stanton to Boston trade proposal in here. Stupid Stanton trade proposals = "seemed like a good idea at the time..."

Jan 03, 2013 13:05 PM
 
BP staff member Jason Wojciechowski
BP staff

Still don't know why the A's haven't offered Ben Sheets plus a prospect for Stanton.

Jan 03, 2013 13:35 PM
 
jfranco77

See, all of BP really does hate the Reds.

If Stubbs + Gregorious is enough to get Shin Soo Choo, then doesn't adding Bailey and Heisey at least make the fake Reds' offer non-ridiculous?

Can't we get something like Jason Donald and Bronson Arroyo for Stanton? :)

Jan 03, 2013 13:45 PM
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darthack2661

Arizona sends Goldschmidt, Bradley, Skaggs, Gregorios and Eaton for Stanton and LoMo?

Jan 03, 2013 16:03 PM
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darthack2661

Let me clarify lol, that frees them to punt Upton, play LoMo at first, and still find a way to convince us that Kennedy doesn't suck so much that they can trade away MORE of there top pitchers ;)

Jan 03, 2013 16:06 PM
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rileybreck

Mike Trombone, Ernest O'Frieri, Kenndey Moralis and the rites to Gary Tandersons for Gaincrolos Stantion wiht also some mony.

DONE DEAL.

Jan 03, 2013 19:25 PM
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jrfukudome

no WAY im' giving up Kenndey there

Jan 03, 2013 19:36 PM
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jj0501

Well, if you're an M's fan it beats hearing J.Upton, Ethier, and Stanton rumors all within a 24 hour cycle only to sign Mike Jacobs.

Jan 03, 2013 19:25 PM
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BobcatBaseball

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/simplyme2027/th_smh.gif

What I'm doing the whole time

Jan 03, 2013 22:51 PM
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RotoLando

"Bad news, Dan. Nate McClouth is refusing to move out of RF to accomodate Stanton."

"*sigh*....all right. Call Miami back and tell them the deal is off."

Jan 04, 2013 08:13 AM
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Cardinals645

Lol, the Upton and Bauer for Stanton deal was also proposed by Miller... Though, he at least did not include Escobar.

Jan 07, 2013 10:17 AM
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