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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 471: "So it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in flames"

July 22nd, 2024

In Episode 471 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett review the busy last two weeks in the life of a prospect writer, preview the Mets potential trade deadline moves, go through the 2024 draft class, and answer (most of) your correspondence.

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Episode 470: "Anyway, Back to the Mets"

July 7th, 2024

In Episode 470 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the 2024 draft class and players that might be of interest to the Mets with BP Prospect Team member Ben Zeidman, and then…uh, briskly review the 2019 Mets draft and answer your correspondence.

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Episode 469: "Two nice chats"

July 3rd, 2024

In Episode 469 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat with Andy Money about Neon Genesis Evangelion, the OMGrimace Mets and hockey, all while watching innings 8-10 of the Monday night Mets/Nats game (not a pleasant choice). Then we chat with Jon Bernhardt about Forbidden Door, although that happened Sunday night. Time is just a construct anyway.

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Episode 469: "Two nice chats"

July 3rd, 2024

In Episode 469 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat with Andy Money about Neon Genesis Evangelion, the OMGrimace Mets and hockey, all while watching innings 8-10 of the Monday night Mets/Nats game (not a pleasant choice). Then we chat with Jon Bernhardt about Forbidden Door, although that happened Sunday night. Time is just a construct anyway.

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Episode 468: "Happy Birthday Grimace, this one’s for you"

June 25th, 2024

In Episode 468 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett and David Roth discuss McDonald’s breakfast, the very unmoderated Grimace McDonald’s wiki page, and another sticky stuff suspension. Then Jarrett explains to David exactly why Dylan Crews is a good prospect for ten minutes while we are trying to wrap up the segment. We also answer your correspondence, talk more about the draft, and half-heartedly preview what will likely be a very very good AEW PPV.

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"Unnumbered correspondence episode for accounting purposes"

June 18th, 2024

Jeffrey does one of these a decade. With Jarrett adjusting to America time, he answeres your questions on first base free agents, the Lindor/Gimenez trade, and what’s going on with Michael Tonkin among others. 

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Episode 467: "These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know"

June 11th, 2024

In Episode 467 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and David Roth talk about our five-day-a-week steakhouse order, Nicol Williamson and Tim Roth’s filmography, and eventually the Mets. For more Mets-adjacent content, the third half of the show features Dave Capobianco of Amazin’ Avenue to answer a lot of questions, but mostly to do some discourse on the Mets backup catcher.

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Episode 466: "Bad Scene, Everyone’s Fault"

June 3rd, 2024

In Episode 466 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett, and Rich Staff discuss another bullpen meltdown, a bunch of roster moves, and a trip to England before answering your questions about the trade deadline, Sheffield Wednesday, and organizational vibes.

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Episode 465: "Welcome to the future, an always ice-cold nightmare"

May 28th, 2024

In Episode 465 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett need another month off from the Mets, but instead turn the show over to the corresponders, there’s a long draft digression, the return of Manifesto Dave, and also a Double or Nothing review that ends up just a Jarrett rant.

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Episode 464: "It’s a cosmic cheque you never cashed, curse the universe for what you lack"

May 20th, 2024

In Episode 464 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett get Angels-adjacent before delving into how we feel about the 2024 Mets and going over uh every organizational shift of the Steve Cohen era. Then we answer your correspondence on Jeremy Rodriguez, Jonah Tong, and much, much more.

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Episode 463: "Hey there polar bear, it’s quite a mess you’ve found"

May 12th, 2024

In Episode 463 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett cover This Week in Christian Scott, This Week in Pete Alonso’s free agency, and answer a lot of correspondence.

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Episode 462: "Great Scott?"

May 6th, 2024

In Episode 462 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey discuss Christian Scott’s debut, the Luis Arraez trade, and the state of the Midseason 50 prospect class (with the usual digressions before during, and after), then answer your questions about other Mets pitching prospects and a hypothetical future Mets GM.

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Episode 461: "Taking what the podcast gives them"

April 29th, 2024

In Episode 461 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a rough week for the Adrian Houser and the Mets offense, and delve deep into your questions about hitting dev and Jonah Tong. And of course there is the expected Jets draft chat and remembering some guys (wrestlers).

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Episode 460: "What kind of month has it been?"

April 21st, 2024

In Episode 460 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have some catching up to do. Some apologies to Starling Marte perhaps? Well sort of. A Jonah Tong update that is mostly about Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Paul Skenes? Naturally. Oh and Brett Bat and Francisco Alvarez are hitting too many grounders still. That hasn’t changed. Neither have our feelings on AEW. Reed Garrett is different though.

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Episode 459: "Outfield, Ohtani (not in that order)"

March 21st, 2024

In Episode 459 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Ohtani news, the Mets outfield, Christian Scott shoving, and answer your correspondence.