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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 418: "I feel bad for the Mets, but this is tremendous content"

June 25th, 2023

In Episode 418 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett try and determine if psychadelics would improve the 2023 Mets experience. Then we read out more names from the 2022 draft, plot out the current state of the farm system, answer your correspondence, and preview Forbidden Door.

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Episode 417: "The definition of insanity is doing the same Mets podcast over and over and expecting different results"

June 19th, 2023

In Episode 417 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Paul Skenes, Leody Taveras, and other Mets-adjacent topics. Also, sigh, the Mets.

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Episode 416: "You’ll ask, ‘Why?’, and there will be no answer"

June 12th, 2023

In Episode 416 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about the 2023 New York Mets…agains our better judgement.

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Episode 415: "You win half of them, you lose half of them"

June 5th, 2023

In Episode 415 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Baby Mets, the bullpen woes, and everything else that was on your mind this week.

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Episode 414: "Draft and Follow"

May 30th, 2023

In Episode 414 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett check in on Francisco Álvarez comps, read out a lot of drafts of baseball-reference, and don’t talk about Double or Nothing.

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Episode 413: "Lasagna and a liter of vodka"

May 24th, 2023

In Episode 413 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett and David Roth discuss lasagna, mets hitting development, thrifting, and notable New Jersey news.

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Episode 412: “The Francisco Álvarez Power Hour”

May 23rd, 2023

In Episode 412 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Francisco Álvarez…a lot. Also Nationals prospects again. Oh the Mets went 5-1 and Jeffrey goes hiking now.

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Episode 411: "Somehow a Two-Hour Show, Bam-a-Lam"

May 15th, 2023

In Episode 411 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett would like to remind you that there is a direct correlation between podcast length and how often one of us says “well, there’s not a lot to talk about.”

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Episode 410: "Panic City of stars, are you shining just for me?"

May 8th, 2023

In Episode 410 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett start with a sad farewell to DEAN~! Rasmussen of the DVDVR website where we spent a fair bit of our teens and twenties before turning our attention to the 2023 Mets and trying to determine if this is the start of something wonderful and new, or one more dream they cannot make true. Also Jarrett has some thoughts about the Wilson Contreras situation, and there is a lot of correspondence.

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Episode 409: "Won the third base job, Bam-a-Lam"

May 2nd, 2023

In Episode 409 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett get uh far a field on the recent Mets homestand. Buck’s managin’? Not so good. Baty and Alvarez? Maybe, fine? Yeah there’s a lot of This Week (This Season) in Ronny Mauricio. We diagnose David Peterson’s issues, and answer your correspondence as well.

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Episode 408: "Needlessly antagonistic"

April 25th, 2023

In Episode 408 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Jets new quarterback, the Mets scuffling rotation, and everything that annoyed us (and you, based on the correspondence) on the Mets west coast trip.

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Episode 407: "Whoa Brett Baty, Bam-a-Lam"

April 18th, 2023

In Episode 407 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett speed run Brett Baty’s call up, tactical errors, the Eras tour, This Week in Ronny Mauricio, and of course Jarrett still finds time for a five minute sidebar.

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Episode 406: "(Panic) City Life"

April 10th, 2023

In Episode 406 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett consider the arc of Seth Lugo, bring back the Panic City Meter, and discuss This Week in Ronny Mauricio.

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Episode 405: "Developmental Goals"

April 6th, 2023

In Episode 405 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss how to handle the catching situation in Queens for the next couple months.

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Episode 404: "Error: Brett Baty not found"

April 3rd, 2023

In Episode 404 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat very adjacently about the 3-1 Mets. Yeah, it’s one of those shows.