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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 223: "They had beer"

May 31st, 2020

In Episode 223 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett say farewell to a rare good midtown bar and 40ish Mets minor leaguers. We also say hello to J-Rod (and Robert Kraft) again, and take the temperature of where we are w/r/t and actual 2020 baseball season. In the third half of the show, we delve deeper into Port St Lucie and the last week of AEW TV.


Episode 222: "Darlin’ don’t you go and cut your hair"

May 24th, 2020

In Episode 222 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett try to turn David Roth into a wrestling guy after a lengthy discussion of quarantine haircuts, Max Moroff, and things to do in Port St. Lucie in June. There’s an actual proper Double or Nothing recap in the third half of the show as well.


Episode 221: "Central Jersey correspondence"

May 17th, 2020

In Episode 221 of For All You Kids Out There, we have some social distancing news from the Jersey Shore and discuss the latest round of info dumps from the league about what a 2020 baseball season might look like. We also get into how the Mets might handle having a DH and preview AEW Double or Nothing, although we get easily distracted there.


Episode 220: "I don’t care if I never get back"

May 10th, 2020

In Episode 220 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett argue about the expected & than return of baseball, mostly agree on how terrible the new draft structure is, and talk about a wild week in third half of the show content.


Episode 219: "Well, being ethical, it’s hard"

May 5th, 2020

In Episode 219 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the ethical and logistical issues in running the MLB season this Summer, regardless of how many hubs they use. We also chat about KBO Opening Day, the Money in the Bank Ladder Match(es) and remember some Phillies prospects.


Episode 218: "I’m not drinking any more, but I’m not drinking…any…less"

April 26th, 2020

I guess next month Jeffrey should make these easier. He can’t promise he won’t start reading off names from old drafts though.


Episode 217: "Crisitunity"

April 22nd, 2020

Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss more A-Rod ownership rumors, more hubs for a hypothetical 2020 baseball season, and then Craig Goldstein ruins the show with his bad takes. We try to salvage it by answering a bunch of correspondence though.


Episode 216: "Bon Appetit"

April 12th, 2020

Jeffrey is watching procedurals and cooking shows. Jarrett is mostly playing video games, and both of us try to figure out what baseball is going to look like in 2020.


Episode 215: "It’s called Fight Island"

April 7th, 2020

Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Patreon supporter John Gugarty to discuss the Mets financial situation and the broader MLB situation, but mostly to recap Wrestlemania and then yell about Fight Island (which is a real thing now).


Episode 214: "[redacted]"

March 29th, 2020

In Episode 214 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett reflect on a non-existent opening weekend, a very bad deal for amateur players, and a surreal Wrestlemania event.


Episode 213: "Nine paces"

March 25th, 2020

Didn’t think we’d be doing a breaking news Mets podcast with no baseball, but the Mets will always surprise you.


Episode 212: "We never talked about Ryley Gilliam"

March 23rd, 2020

In Episode 212 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about hummus recipes, read some restaurant menus, break down the Wrestlemania card, and analyze the mid-2000s Topps design with our good friend David Roth.

We also very briefly discuss the 2020 Mets bullpen, but not Ryley Gilliam.


Episode 211: "And everybody knows that the plague is coming"

March 16th, 2020

In Episode 211 of For All You Kids Out There, baseball is shut down and Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss how we got here and where we might be going. In the second half of the show, let’s pretend like the season is happening and discuss the Mets starting pitching with Allison and McCague. And in the third half of the show we answer a boatload of correspondence with Patreon supporter Tom Hubert.