It's the last holiday of the summer, so we're taking the opportunity for one last day of fun 'n' frivolity with family and friends before the stretch drive and the postseason obsess us too much for us to appreciate a quiet moment on the banks of a lazy river. We hope you will do the same. We'll be back with a full slate of articles and insights bright and early on Tuesday. Until then, I leave you with some variations on a theme: