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December 5, 2012

BP Unfiltered

A Collection of Third Basemen Useful for Your Next Yankees Joke

by Sam Miller

The following third basemen meet the requirements necessary to be joked about as the next Yankees third basemen: 

All other third basemen should be used with excessive caution. 

Sam Miller is an author of Baseball Prospectus. 
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Dave Holgado

Andy Stankiewicz played four games at 3B for the Yanks in 1993. Just sayin'. Missed a perfectly good opportunity to say "Stankiewicz."

Dec 05, 2012 13:44 PM
rating: 4
 
jfranco77

He had a great nickname. "Stanky the Yankee"

Dec 06, 2012 12:47 PM
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Randy Brown
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How about Roger Dorn? Can I use Roger Dorn?

Dec 05, 2012 14:00 PM
rating: 8
 
BP staff member Geoff Young
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I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have Garth Iorg without also having Rance Mulliniks.

Dec 05, 2012 14:59 PM
 
Todd S.

What's Joe Crede up to these days?

Dec 05, 2012 15:11 PM
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BP staff member Dave Pease
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I understand Steve Buechele is available.

Dec 05, 2012 15:51 PM
 
R.A.Wagman

Fernando Tatis is actually reasonable. D'Angelo Jimenez would be actually hilarious!

Dec 05, 2012 18:15 PM
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dianagram

Celerino Sanchez or bust!

Dec 05, 2012 18:17 PM
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villapalomares

Rich McKinney.

Dec 05, 2012 18:45 PM
rating: 0
 
buddons42

What, no Shane Halter?

Dec 05, 2012 20:43 PM
rating: 1
 
SGreenwell

Wilton Veras has been waiting in the wings to make a comeback for years now.

Dec 05, 2012 21:16 PM
rating: 0
 
Todd S.

Tim Naehring just got drafted by my 1996 fantasy team, he's off the board. Sorry Yankees, you miss out again.

Dec 05, 2012 21:17 PM
rating: 1
 
stroboy

The Dodgers need another catcher, so Joe Girardi might be enough to bring Don Mattingly back to 3rd base.

Dec 06, 2012 04:36 AM
rating: 0
 
bhalpern

Mickey Klutts!

Dec 06, 2012 06:21 AM
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DetroitDale

Was going to suggest Craiq Paquette is my favorite on the list, but Shane Halter would be even more hilarious.

What about Brandon Inge? Haven't the A's given up on him yet?

Dec 06, 2012 09:39 AM
rating: 1
 
cdt719

My money's on Jeff King.

Dec 07, 2012 04:12 AM
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