Pedro Strop signs an extension with the Cubs and minor-league deals galore for Mat Latos, Gordon Beckham, and Yusmeiro Petit.
The Braves and Mariners keep making moves, Matt Klentak could get used to having 40-man spots open, and the Cards finally get a competent backup for Yadi.
Dee Gordon hits his first home run, two bench players push the limits of bad batting, Chris Davis keeps hitting, Clay Hensley exposes the unearned run, Derek Jeter hits cleanly in three of his five at-bats (or does he?), and more.
Albert Pujols may be struggling, but there are major-league regulars doing even worse.
Which men of misery prevented their teams from escaping the murky waters of suckitude?