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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 376: "There’s a lot of things that can happen, all for the want of a nail"

October 30th, 2022

In Episode 376 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a potential future POBO, a potential past Mets catcher, and Jarrett tries to get Jeffrey to talk about the Phillies in the World Series again.

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Episode 375: "We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot takes"

October 24th, 2022

In Episode 375 of For All You Kids Out There Jeffrey and Jarrett have very little Mets stuff to discuss. So why is this two hours? You know the answer. You should also know we talk about the Phillies run, the Yankees movie night, the entire prospect history of Jeremy Peña, Ronny Mauricio’s swing decisions, and the unstoppable 2022-23 Utah Jazz. We also answer your questions on a Shohei Ohtani (or Mitch Haniger) trade, how to manage Scherzer and deGrom going forward, and how David Stearns would be as a hypothetical Mets POBO.

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Episode 374: "Jeffrey is in between therapists"

October 16th, 2022

In Episode 374 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett go through the entire 2022 Mets roster, discuss Billy Eppler’s press conference (with a rare Jeffrey crank interlude) and answer your questions.

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Episode 373: "Come harvest time we’ll see the proof"

October 10th, 2022

In Episode 373 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the third game of the Wild Card series.

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Episode 372: /extremely Disco Stu voice "If these trends continue…"

October 9th, 2022

In Episode 372 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Game 2 of the Wild Card series with the Padres which was slightly less of a debacle.

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Episode 371: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

October 8th, 2022

In Episode 371 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett (and David Roth and Rich Staff we are not recapping this debacle alone) discuss Game 1 of the Wild Card Series with the Padres.

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Episode 370: "Brought to you by the number six"

October 7th, 2022

In Episode 370 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett preview the Wild Card Series against San Diego…after twenty minutes of Jeff McNeil talk.

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Episode 369: "It’s nice not to talk about the Mets"

October 6th, 2022

In Episode 369 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk to Andy Money about his film Tito.

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Episode 368: "All’s Well That Ends"

October 3rd, 2022

In Episode 368 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Game 3 of the Mets/Braves series, because Jarrett only said he wouldn’t podcast Sunday if they lose. This is him after cooling off for a day.

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Episode 367, pt. 2: "Mandatory Fun"

October 2nd, 2022

In part two of Episode 367 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss…well you watched the f**king game, didn’t you?

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Episode 367, pt. 1: "My reaction to this information"

October 1st, 2022

In the first part of Episode 367 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss game 1 of the Atlanta series, debate how bad the managerial tactics actually were, and generally try to remain somewhat zen.

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Episode 366: "A Plea from a Host Named Jarrett"

September 29th, 2022

In Episode 366 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets walkout win against the Marlins, peer out at the upcoming Atlanta series, marvel at Michael Harris’s statcast data, and one of the co-hosts has a very earnest plea for the sickos that have listened to this show for six years.

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Episode 365: "A robust East Bay delegation"

September 25th, 2022

In Episode 365 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the last week of Mets baseball and the difference between annoyance and analysis before meandering off on multiple tangents while answering your questions.

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Episode 364: "That guy’s beatin’ on the Phrenetic!"

September 18th, 2022

In Episode 364 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett rants about the Pirates, how we do prospect lists, (recapping his NPL first-year player draft to make a point about the prospect list thing), and the Atlanta in-stadium experience. Jeffrey is also on the show.

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Episode 363: "Oh Atlanta, I hear you callin’"

September 11th, 2022

In Episode 363 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett would like to remind you that the Mets are on a 102-win pace. They are probably fine. We also chat about the Mark Vientos call up and answer a very long e-mail from Liam.