The Short Order: The Cy Voltron$
9/26The 30 bests starts from each team, ranked. In a sense. You'll see.
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The Short Order: Rich Hill’s Next TeamB
9/12Don't pretend it isn't happening.
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: The Most August TeamsB
8/29Evaluating August, and nothing after.
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: The Sports Missouri Index$
8/15Did you know that Missouri kind of sounds like misery? Yes? Ah.
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: The Dirtiest Teams$
8/01It's like denim. For some.
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Teams With The Longest All-Star Break$
7/11Who will rest the most?
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Teams Ranked by Retirement Home Quality$
6/27Some endings can be storybook. Most, though...
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Least Triskaidekaphobic Teams$
6/13It's an ersatz kind of day, okay?
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Teams Least Likely To Lose Letters In The Mail$
5/30Easier or harder than mailing Santa Claus?
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: The Best Uniforms (If They Were Purple)
5/16It's not easy being purple...right?
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Teams With The Most Tylers$
5/02Teams are being forced to carry Tyler less.
continue reading chevron_rightchevron_rightThe Short Order: Teams, Alphabetized$
4/18Introducing a new series.
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