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November 11, 2002
The Week in Quotes
RED SOX EMPLOYEES: PAST, PRESENT, AND NEARLY
"Any time a billionaire asks you for my phone number, go ahead and give it to him. I'll sort things out later."
"John Henry and the Red Sox were great to me. They were willing to pay me more money than I could believe. But it's more than money, I've never been about money. I made one decision based on money in my life--when I signed with the Mets rather than go to Stanford--and I promised I'd never do it again."
"I love Boston. It's a unique franchise, and that's where I told (Oakland owner) Steve Schott there was the one place I would leave to go to. But I love the A's. My fingerprint is everywhere here, and Steve has been so great in the process allowing me the opportunity to talk to Boston, I realize I'm fortunate here."
"I don't think there's anybody out there who can match what I have. So yeah, since I've actually done it in Montreal and Boston, I'm totally convinced that I could go to Milwaukee and get them to at least challenge .500, right out of the box."
"It's not as different as you would think. It's pretty Westernized. A lot of people over there, especially now, speak English. It's not all just raw fish and kimonos."
"We have all nationalities playing baseball. It's finally come full circle. It's been a long time coming and everyone should enjoy it and be proud of it because this is what baseball is meant to be."
"That's what everyone thinks Bernie and I are doing, that we're on this 007 mission and meeting with Matsui and taking him out to strip joints. But I begged him to let us go. I was on the tour four years ago and I loved it. So I went in there to him and said, 'C'mon Boss, let's go. It's a lot of fun.'"
APPARENTLY PETER ANGELOS HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE S.F. BAY AREA
"If you put a team in the Washington area, it would make it impossible for either team [Baltimore or Washington] to generate the revenues to be competitive in the divisions in which they play."
"Locating a team in Washington or Northern Virginia would cripple the Orioles. You wouldn't put a team next to St. Louis...or another team in Boston. Or Atlanta. It would be foolish and unwarranted. I am asking that good sense prevail."
"My position [on relocation] is well known to the commissioner as well as all the other owners. I talk about [relocation] with anybody who will listen. The commissioner of baseball, whether it's Bud Selig or anybody else, is committed to acting in the best interests of baseball."
"I heard a lot of great things about Philadelphia."
"Everybody knows it's an offensive park. I just kind of expect the worst and hope for the best. If you give up five runs and win 7-5, you have to be as happy as you'd be with a two-hit shutout somewhere else. You can't worry about your ERA, your stats, your hits or anything like that because it's going to be high."
LIFE IN LA-LA LAND
"The Rally Monkey started out as a whimsical, lighthearted in-stadium promotional vehicle. It was not intended nor was it ever expected to be something you could make money off of."
"There is a common misconception that we are trying to corner the markets on monkeys...You can always buy a stuffed monkey. Whether you buy it from us or at a local store, we welcome it. What we are trying to protect is the use of the term 'Rally Monkey.' "
"We're so well-balanced that it would be pretty tough to improve the balance of this club. It would be pretty tough to improve the chemistry. And we're well-talented at so many positions, that it's pretty much an ideal position to be in. You always should say you can improve, but I'm not sure I'd point to an area right now."
JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE...
"(Gord Ash) is a tremendous administrator who brings a wealth of baseball experience as well as a strong background in the Dominican Republic, an area the Toronto Blue Jays were leaders in during the late 1980s and early '90s...Gord is a creative individual who has exceptional problem-solving abilities as well as great communication skills."
"The guy's got more Cy Young Awards than fingers."
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