The Nats make a move to fix the bad bench that cost them last season.
The Mariners add Jason Bay, the Orioles re-up Nate McClouth, the Diamondbacks sign Eric Chavez, and the White Sox go long on Jeff Keppinger.
Just a 4.5 percent chance of winning the division for the LOLs AngeLOLs Dahahahahadgers.
Two quad-A sluggers are designated for assignment, and Jamie Moyer finds a new host city.
The Diamondbacks extend Miguel Montero, and the Cubs welcome back Carlos Marmol.