There’s a real place called Peace River, and you better believe it was the home to multiple beautiful baseball fields; a player in 1906 suggested batters should get to choose between running to first or third base; a writer in 2019 suggests fixing the tainted 2017 World Series with hook-a-duck or welly wanging.
Position player pitcher poetry; stolen Sáenz is nothing new; the pitchers most impacted by sign stealing; music in which to troll the Astros (finally)
Gabe Kapler and Farhan Zaidi refuse to learn; the Astros lead one writer to make a shocking confession; a baseball advent calendar; getting Gerrit “Salieri” Cole to step up his game
The hot stove is a hobbled person over the age of 40; it’s messed up when a fan feels joy immediately; you bet there’s a mascot hall of fame
TFW your team actually wins it all; I was just kidding when I said I wish the season was over, MLB, I miss you; winter as personal tank mode
Good beat Evil, weird; Clank?; Calling someone else’s shot is a fine art