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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 206: "Gormless Nincompoopery"

February 10th, 2020

Oh, the Mets had a week, so did the Red Sox, but this is a Mets-adjacent podcast so we start with the collapse of the sale of the team, taking a brief detour into media criticism and a less brief detour into the Mets on the Top 101 prospect list. Then we are joined by Associate Editor Ginny Searle to talk about the new Mookie Betts deal, and finally we wrap up with your questions (I’m sensing a theme) and some wrestling chat.

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Episode 205: "205 Live (Tape Delayed)"

February 3rd, 2020

In Episode 205 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett and Jeffrey discuss Mets FanFest, the Starling Marte trade and answer your correspondence about baseball, football, and wrestling.

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Episode 204: "We are the champions of red wine"

January 27th, 2020

Every year Jeffrey thinks the drinking game can’t be more of a shit show than last year, and every year he is proven wrong.

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Episode 203: "During Fan Fest week, no less"

January 23rd, 2020

The Mets have a new manager, which is cause to chat with an old friend.

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Episode 202: "Sign, sign, everywhere a sign"

January 20th, 2020

In Episode 202 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett check in on an ex-Stetson pitching coach, the Mets managerial search, and three separate team fan fest. We also answer some correspondence on a potential Pete Alonso’s Sophomore slump and r/baseball rumors, and talk a loooooooooooot about wrestling and MMA.

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Episode 201: "Beltran, Blamed"

January 16th, 2020

The Mets are going to need a new manager, and definitely had a good media strategy for handling this.

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Episode 200: "You wanted a hit, but maybe we don’t do hits"

January 13th, 2020

It’s the 200th episode of For All You Kids Out There, live at Mikkeller. In the first half of the show we are joined by Florida woman, Kate Feldman to chat about the wild boars of the Sunshine State, we also at one point just start reading off names from the 2013 draft, same as it ever was. In the second half, we remember some guys with David Roth, and Jeffrey and Jarrett both have poker stores from the ’00s. And in the third half of the show we answer your live correspondence.

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Episode 199: "My my metrocard, think I’ll go a little but then I go far"

December 31st, 2019

In our last episode of the decade, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Dellin Betances signing and Wrestle Kingdom 14.

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Holiday Special: "Ghosts of Podcast Past"

December 23rd, 2019

The holidays are a good time to meet up for a drink with an old friend and discuss what you missed on Rafael Montero. At least that’s what we do around these parts.

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"I was not there for rehearsal, I don’t need it anymore"

December 17th, 2019

In Episode 198 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Yoenis Cespedes situation, grade every pitcher on the Mets 40-man, and then deal with the expected & than return of Brady to talk about Rick Porcello and pro wrestling.

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"Porcello Concerto #1 in E-flat minor"

December 13th, 2019

The Winter Meetings sure did happen. We talk about new number five starters (sorry, number four starters), new Hall of Famers, new Rule 5 draft picks, and all the other movings and shakings.

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"Present company, the best that you can find"

December 8th, 2019

In Episode 196 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss new ownership, old ownership in the, uh, news, new Mets, Mets prospects, such as there are, and a few other odds and sods.

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"Pitchfork best of"

December 2nd, 2019

In Episode 195 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have such a dearth of content that they chat about Rutgers football and bring back a segment from 2016. It still goes two hours of course.

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"You like beer and chocolate, I like setting off those bottle rockets"

November 24th, 2019

In Episode 194 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett take a brief, but still meandering sojourn through Rule 5 adds, Starling Marte trade rumors, Zack Wheeler’s free agency, and the Mets bench coach gig.