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I could write a paragraph summary of each system and why they rank where they do, but at the same time, you have 3,000 words or so on each team's system on the individual Top 11s, so why rehash things when the under-utilized but economical haiku will do? Links to each team's Top 11 are here for you to click through and review.

1. Kansas City Royals
The best, it's not close
Moose, Hosmer, tons of lefties
Tim Collins is small

2. Tampa Bay Rays
Always among best
A million draft picks coming
Wish one was Posey

3. Atlanta Braves
I am The Freeman
Latino arms cause envy
Julio this year?

4. New York Yankees
Slugger with no glove
The B's need to prove themselves
Yankees or trade bait?

5. Toronto Blue Jays
Bad one year ago
Alex builds through trades and draft
Still have a J.P.

6. Los Angeles Angels
Much more than just Trout
Free agents are for suckers!
OK, we messed up

7. Cleveland Indians
Few stars, crazy depth
Big-league infield: horrible
Kip, Lonnie are close

8. Philadelphia Phillies
Yin and Yang past Brown
Could explode, both directions
Always bet on tools

9. Cincinnati Reds
Triple-digit heat
Now wasted in the bullpen?
Many to catch him

10. Texas Rangers
Bevy of young arms
Please just let Scheppers relieve
We need hitters, too?

11. San Diego Padres
Lone slugger departs
Star prospects arrive in tow
Can't win without runs

12. Washington Nationals
Harper is a beast
Abandoning the eye black?
Fastballs to the back

13. Seattle Mariners
Ackley gets on base
But is there more to his game?
Sorry, not really.

14. Colorado Rockies
Matzek still waffles
Ace one day, mortal the next
Throw more strikes, lefty

15. Minnesota Twins
Strike-throwers en masse
That's a lot of outfielders!
The German lies low

16. Oakland Athletics
Fat walkers are gone
Replaced with tools and upside
Why is Carter blocked?

17. Pittsburgh Pirates
Yes, still digging out
Turnaround looms with huge arms?
Will still take some time

18. Los Angeles Dodgers
First-round pick is mocked
Yet signs, as divorce lies low
Eat something, Gordon

19. Boston Red Sox
Many steps backward
A-Gonz takes away the depth
Money will fix that

20. Arizona Diamondbacks
Dan Haren departs
To show for it: not enough
Parker must bounce back

21. St. Louis Cardinals
Working their way up
One stud arm, surprising depth
Big-league deal for Cox?

22. San Francisco Giants
Rings over rankings
Posey and MadBum excuse
Little beyond Belt

23. Chicago Cubs
Garza plunders depth
Wasn't so good to start with
Sign more football stars!

24. New York Mets
Spending low in draft
Over-slot deals? Never, sir!
Blame it on Madoff?

25. Chicago White Sox
Needs bulk, lit’rally
Sale's invisible sideways
Wading-pool shallow

26. Baltimore Orioles
One stud pitcher looms
Top shortstop pick, far away
But really, that's it

27. Detroit Tigers
Rush those big pitchers!
Rush those athletic hitters!
Too bad they're not good

28. Houston Astros
That's all you can get?
For Roy Oswalt and Berkman?
Old, bad, no help soon.

29. Florida Marlins
Why play Dominguez?
Not ready, not gonna win
And who will see him?

30. Milwaukee Brewers
We got Zack Greinke!
No! Seriously! Greinke!
Zack Friggin' Greinke!

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moonlightj
3/02
I die a little Each time someone reminds me Rays passed on Posey
Kongos
3/02
What a funny idea! Some of these are brilliant, Some are just one star.
anderson721
3/02
As a Dodgers' fan I find this list depressing But it could be worse
Mountainhawk
3/02
At least the Brewers Are favored to win this year; Crap! No, they are not.
dianagramr
3/02
5-7-5 is Either a quirky putout Or nice article
acarlisle
3/02
Helms catches liner Hanley sprains ankle on field Logan saves the play
TheBrewersFan
3/02
Greinke and Marcum Can a flag fly forever? The future is sad...
greensox
3/20
It flies forever No prizes for have the best farm
dianagramr
3/02
Haiku Prospectus? Could entire podcast be Spoken in this form?
mattymatty2000
3/03
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Kongos
3/02
Argh -- screwed up by a keying error. My entry was supposed to read: What a fun idea! Some of these are brilliant, Some are just one star.
tribe24
3/02
Should have used "concept," Ponder your syllable count, Haikus - so complex.
mwhite6
3/02
I really shouldn't But this is infectious D'oh! Gone too far now.
NYYanks826
3/02
Cliff Lee is a Phil Sergio Mitre will pitch Prepare for homers
zasxcdfv
3/02
The Mets make me sad When they say "no overslot" F-Mart to DL?
holgado
3/02
This sh*t doesn't rhyme Less clever than it appears Next year: limericks
crperry13
3/02
Haikus do not rhyme K G's finest work ever Uncultured dumb butt
holgado
3/02
Thanks for the 4th Grade English lesson, Chachi. I was bein' ironical. And KG knows I love him.
crperry13
3/02
All in fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun don't be sensitive :)
holgado
3/03
Don't call people names.
crperry13
3/03
Don't swear.
Oleoay
3/03
Don't call people names. Don't swear. Don't be sensitive. The thread's back on track.
zasxcdfv
3/02
If anything, he should go iambic pentameter.
JeffreyLyon
3/02
I am shocked to see Even the comments posted Are all in haiku
mtr464
3/02
I should be working Lots to get done not much time This site will end career
Scott44
3/02
Well you know KG, if this baseball thing doesn't work out......
dethwurm
3/02
Problem with karma? Clicked on "plus," went more minus. Admins, please debug! (for serious, I saw his comment was rated very negative and didn't think that was appropriate, so I clicked the + sign and it went from -11 to -12. I tried again on Mr. Cthulu a few posts later and he went from -13 to -15)
Kongos
3/03
Others clicked minus faster than you could click plus. Life's like that some days.
tribe24
3/02
Mission possible, To hide all non-hauki posts, Succeed? YES WE CAN.
kgoldstein
3/02
Do it on a lark Ridiculous response? Yes Our readers? Insane
pikapp383
3/02
TMQ expands to baseball? Football gods will surely get revenge
flalaw
3/02
Thanks for the haikus, Especially this morning, Welcome break from Sheen
Gotribe31
3/02
An all haiku piece? No wonder Buffum and Kev Get along so well
mgolovcsenko
3/02
How does this compare To value based ranking? Correlation high. (correlation: 0.92 vs. http://redsminorleagues.com/2011/01/07/john-sickels-farm-system-rankings/)
rawagman
3/02
Prospects will always Break your heart. Still need to dream. Spring is almost here.
flalaw
3/02
Other readers have Rated this haiku below The viewing threshold
hessshaun
3/02
What fitting book ends Sultans of pork smoke and brew Hamrahi can smile
xnumberoneson
3/02
I find it funny That all the non-haiku posts Are getting minused
mharrop
3/02
BP '11 Got to Canada Tuesday. Sooner next year, please.
rawagman
3/02
BP breaking news. Mine came to Toronto on Friday last. Progress.
mtr464
3/02
My fellow canucks My copy arrived last Thursday
mtr464
3/02
I apologize For my earlier typo Please see correction: My fellow canucks My copy arrived last Thursday All move to Calgary
mharrop
3/02
You ordered online? I bought in store at Chapters. Stupid move by me.
kgoldstein
3/02
Quickly becoming . . . The best comment thread ever? Keep it up, you freaks
Oleoay
3/02
More so than PECOTA? Or Idols or Knives or Kahrl's prose? But can it beat Joe?
crperry13
3/02
http://www.ehow.com/how_3336_write-haiku.html There was no dang way I could fit that link into five-seven-five form
Oleoay
3/02
One syllable off Poem was a one-off from work. Still, thanks for the link.
hegglund
3/02
This thread needs one thing: Some Moose on Hosmer action Prospect slash fiction
nschneider
3/02
Toronto is fifth!? I had been disappointed By the lack of stars
dianagramr
3/02
With permission from KG, I present the readers with an entire game recap written in Haiku, from a Yanks/Angels game last season: http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/04/24/haiku-california/ (Yeah, I'm a bit of a loon)
dianagramr
3/02
To those folks "-"ing this, KG gave me his blessing to post the link. Sorry if you think its not worthy/relevant.
brianholbrook
3/02
Not content, but form Link is appreciated Describe in haiku
mikefast
3/02
Recapped game this way. KG permits me to link. I'll do so forthwith.
dianagramr
3/03
Thanks Mike I owe you Yes I did not phrase in form Of a Haiku, sigh
jparks77
3/02
What an article Val Kilmer rides his bison My God I love him
Lassaller
3/02
Hope springs eternal But without payroll and youth? Wait until next year
dianagramr
3/02
Hosmer Moustakas Deposed Egyptian Leader? No, Royals corner hope!
dianagramr
3/02
Doctor Who likes Yanks Especially their shortstop Named Dalek Jeter!
mbsmith76
3/02
Doctor fights Evil Could never love the Empire Don't besmirch his name! Yes, I'm a Mets fan Ashamed and in torment from Years of Minaya Wishing for TARDIS To fix Mets draft history Wishcasting now done
mbsmith76
3/02
Overzealous me Three times more than is correct For proper haiku
Wrigleyviller
3/02
All those losing years You'd think Chicago would have Something coming, no?
dianagramr
3/02
What are you drinking? Is a dangerous question For Professor Parks
JeffreyLyon
3/02
Mezcal, mimosas Just no 4 Loko, thank you Constitution's weak
ccseverson
3/02
MVP's to be Chavez in stripes - Crosby a snake I am still so sad
KrisM615
3/02
it would rate higher if you had used proper form but still was funny
vertumnus
3/02
An autumn leaf falls as Josh Vitters hacks away, lost in the tall weeds
mlovell
3/02
Rankings make no sense Why no love for Prospect X? KG hates Team Y
KrisM615
3/02
The Cubs will still suck Minors has no star power Need a new GM
delasky
3/02
Spring means hope anew Except for Houston Astros Eternally bad
crperry13
3/02
Astros make me cry With yearly futility OBP still sucks.
leites
3/02
The poet Goldstein Has earned a vacation But take your big hat!
sfbennett1
3/02
"The German lies low" -> epic
sam19041
3/02
Brutal honesty Crushes winter delusions This Mets fan is sad
kcshankd
3/02
Baseball games are back Endless winter nearly gone Somewhere Santo smiles
mgolovcsenko
3/02
Contenders improve Rays, Braves, Yanks, Reds, Phils, Rangers Can others break through?
kcshankd
3/02
Trust The Process please GMDM on the job Future nearly here
kcshankd
3/02
Jarrod Dyson flies Plus glove, plus plus speed, can't hit Fun to watch anyway
singledigit
3/02
Goldstein is a crank- y old dude, but ya gotta hand it to him, no?
dianagramr
3/02
Its time for Kahrl's chat Then come right back here for more Prospectus Haikus
eighteen
3/02
Fine, I will try it. But I have no real talent. Much like the Cubbies.
sde1015
3/02
Do the Cubbie's try? Or just cash in Wrigley's bucks? Fans come regardless.
Oleoay
3/03
I am a Cubs fan Yet I still got a chuckle But I wept inside.
hegglund
3/02
Giant hangover. What are they drinking, you ask? November champagne.
sde1015
3/02
Montero caught two. Is his defense improving? Or just small sample?
kcshankd
3/02
Jason Kendall scowls Jason Kendall plays real hard Old catcher grounds out
jamin67038
3/02
Late to the party but can't pass up the chance to use English degree
bsolow
3/03
Too late to haiku? Never in a million years! There is always time. -------------------------------- Can't wait for a chance to see A Gonz in the Fens. Trade was so worth it.
zmooney
3/02
I still hope Ackley's a 3 WARP second baseman eventually
thadanderson
3/02
First Cliff, Doc, then Roy Now: "what can Brown do for you?" Phils win 1-0-2
thadanderson
3/02
Reynolds in Wire-ville Forty homers? Then the strikes are "all in the game"
tfine28
3/02
My debut comment Podcast, articles, fun, beer Why I love BP!
Scott44
3/02
Regarding my comment above - "Well KG, if this baseball thing doesn't work out....". I'm a bit miffed why it was deemed inappropriate? In essence it was a compliment to the Haiku article, and a joke if he ever wanted to leave baseball that poetry was back-up. Anyway, it was certainly NOT meant to be insulting or inappropriate, and I'm sorry if that's how some viewed it.
sde1015
3/02
Every comment That is not in haiku form Has been downrated.
Oleoay
3/02
The gist of the day Neg the non haiku away. Not personal, K?
adecker31
3/02
Only mistake my friend, was not going five to seven to five! All is well! Despair not, all will love you, just write: Prospect, I dream you!
adecker31
3/02
And oh dear! I missed My count in line 2 above: Haiku Lords forgive?
hinnenra
3/02
The comments cause smile. The comments make me laugh. I Hope for no lost job.
brokeslowly
3/02
Doc trying to work now obsessed with 5-7-5 Will patients survive?
KBarth
3/02
Fantasy drafting Distracts from everything But today, haiku!
Wharton93
3/02
This thread almost made me forget Charlie Sheen is still alive. Crazy.
brownsugar
3/02
How could you forget Charlie Sheen is still alive? I CAN'T PROCESS IT!
atfhoops
3/03
Eliminator Too long to fit in haiku Major League Two stunk
Oleoay
3/03
Major League Deep Thoughts: Jesus Christ can't hit curveball. Curveball, bats are 'fraid.
dianagramr
3/02
Groundball Shortstop A Billy Butler's time up? Release the Hosmer!
dianagramr
3/02
argh /// 1 syllable short ...
adecker31
3/02
Archer's gone, Cubs fate a mediocrity with young ace shortstop? Tree!
penski
3/02
Haikus on the brain Thoughts now stuck in same pattern Gonna be long day
amosap
3/02
Wisconsin friends sad With no unions or prospects They deserve better
joelefkowitz
3/02
What happens when I have an actual question, but can't write haikus?
mikefast
3/02
You will sadly be out of luck unless you can make a poem, friend.
Oleoay
3/02
Halt! Those who cross the Bridge of death must haiku to Thee these questions three.
kgoldstein
3/02
You can ask for sure, Language has limitations Wait for the next chat?
DDriesen
3/02
Beltran's called third strike It's all been downhill since. Damn you, Ponzi scheme!!!
DDriesen
3/02
Beltran's called third strike It's all been downhill since then. Damn you, Ponzi scheme!!! [sorry, forgot the "then"]
mattidell
3/02
Keith Law ranks Padres Prospects higher in hundred And org rank lower? Difference appears To be what? Tate? Depth that good? Read into too much?
Oleoay
3/03
At ESPN Depth don't count unless there is An East Coast bias.
Olinkapo
3/02
There once was a man from Natucket ... D'OH!
BillJohnson
3/02
In two thousand twelve Double Dactyls instead, please Still, the haikus rock!
kgoldstein
3/02
Fan Haikus are great But important change of pace New podcast is up!
crperry13
3/02
New Podcast should be In Haiku format as well. Oh yes, how unique! After ten minutes, It would get extremely old. My brain would 'asplode.
yanksfan32190
3/02
AL East is best with three of the top five farms. Poor Orioles fans.
Az2001
3/02
All rides on Parker Hope that Miley will come through Can Hudson continue? Reynolds- Baltimore Laroche to the Nationals Where'd the KOs go? Our bench is loaded With abunch of average vets No star to be found Upton must explode Or the Diamondback future Looks quite bleak indeed
gilgamesh
3/02
What do O's fans and Sofia Vergara share? A love for Man-ny!
gilgamesh
3/02
Wilmer Flores won't You please find a position Orange and blue wait
dawhipsaw
3/02
Disgruntled Nats fan At least we have Bryce Harper September callup?
blcartwright
3/03
Those young Buc pitchers will they each have Tommy John or will flags fly high?
BurrRutledge
3/03
Can sublime rhythm be too much of a good thing? Fuhgettaboudit.
leites
3/03
Geek culture appeal is esoteric knowledge shared playfully
Kongos
3/03
Sabathia, Burnett, Hughes, Dumbledore, Methuselah: Yankees rotation.
sde1015
3/03
Who is Dumbledore? And which one's Methuselah? Nova and Colon?
eighteen
3/03
What an epic thread. Love of baseball and haiku. Subscriber base rocks.
smallflowers
3/03
How is Jay Gibbons still rostered? Divorce decree? Die carrot top, die!
bahays
3/03
I expect to be at -50 within the hour, but does anyone else get a headache from reading this many haikus? Why do haikus hurt my head?
Oleoay
3/03
Advice for migraine From Haikus on monitor: Read them, sans headbutt.
amosap
3/03
Moving non haikus Below the threshold is odd That's the way it goes Baseball fans in spring Will be a whole lot saner Than in late winter
flalaw
3/03
30321 My Baseball Prospectus code Or a Yes album name?
Infrancoeurgible
3/03
Mets' Top Eleven Game: Drink shot for non-overslot Blackout by Brad Holt.
Infrancoeurgible
3/03
Ugh.... Mets Top Twenty: Drink shot for non-overslot Blackout at Brad Holt.
Infrancoeurgible
3/03
Mets Top Twenty Game: Drink shot for non-overslot Blackout at Brad Holt. Parents, don't let your children haiku running on 24 hours with no sleep.
Behemoth
3/03
Cannot write haikus But I like his username Infrancouergible
thegeneral13
3/03
Subscription ends soon Not sure whether to re-up Now a no brainer
yanks421
3/03
Yanks prospects show off Montero now more agile? Killer B’s buzzing
Behemoth
3/03
We need more haikus Not quite sure why we do, but get writing, people.
Behemoth
3/03
Making more haikus Is a good way not to work Here comes dismissal!
Behemoth
3/03
Must stop spamming thread Impressively creative Are BP readers
amosap
3/03
KG and Keith Law Should have haikued the podcast Use that Harvard ed.
veg9000
3/03
Came for the prospects Stayed for the haiku-a-thon It is almost Spring.