“We should be good enough to be challenging the Angels in our division. I’m an easy target and I’m not going to make any excuses. As it’s gotten this bad, all I can think of is what (Don) Zimmer said to me, ‘You wanted to manage. Well, manage!'”
Mariners manager John McLaren

“In my 23 years, I have never ever seen anything like this. We saw it the other way in 2001. I mean, you have to ask yourself, ‘How did the Mariners win 116 games that season with that roster, compared to this roster?’ This is just as inexplicable the other way.”
–Mariners president Chuck Armstrong

“We’re not devastated to the point where we are giving in, but it’s a very, very, very frustrating time right now. They are no fun to watch, and are playing bad, bad, bad baseball. But they do care and they’re playing hard.”
–Mariners general manager Bill Bavasi (Jim Street,

“I’m sleeping pretty well.”

“That has been one of our problems, advancing baserunners. We thought out of spring training we would be one of the best fielding ball clubs in the American League.”

–McLaren, enumerating some of his club’s problems. (


“I don’t take it personally, but I take it to heart. The buck stops here. We all had a lot of high expectations for this team. The key is that the year is not over. It’s time for somebody to step up and for us to get us back in striking distance by the All-Star break. I feel responsible for this.”

“Nobody’s suffering more than the guys in this room and the guys out on that field. I believe we’re the ones suffering the most.”
–Mariners LF Raul Ibanez

“We would be hard pressed to make deals this far before the [July 31] deadline for anybody that would be better than what we have.”

“Their positions are secure. They are not to be blamed for what’s going on.”

–Armstrong, on his club’s GM and manager.

“The best teams take care of the stuff in the clubhouse. They make demands of each other, and I’m not sure we have that going on. I know the popular refrain during a period like this… the manager becomes a topic. But it’s not a topic for us. We’re looking for the players to step up and play like they can, not like they want to.”



“Obviously, when all this stuff is going on around me, when he shows
up, ‘Why is he here?’ I’m comfortable around Omar and I told him he should come on more road trips, be around the team. I don’t feel any different about him being here.”

Mets manager Willie Randolph, on Omar Minaya journeying to Denver for the Mets’ series against the Rockies this week.

“I’m just so hell-bent on winning the game right now, whether Omar is here or not–whether they support me or not. I’ll go down to the last day trying to win a ballgame. That’s why I’m here, that’s why I came here. A lot of stuff is out of my hands.”
–Randolph, on his comments about race and his treatment at the hands of SNY announcers this season.

“He’s one of the best guys in the game. I love Willie. We are the ones to play. He don’t play. He has to make the decisions. We’re the ones performing in the field.”
–Mets shortstop Jose Reyes

“I thought I saw him in the back sharpening his machete. I don’t know if that feels too good. He saw me coming, so he kind of slipped it in his back pocket. I don’t know if that made me feel better.”
–Randolph, openly speculating about Omar planning to replace him.
(Bart Hubbuch, New York Post)

“But that being said, and I’ve kept quiet for such a long time, but for the people out there listening, just go in the dictionary and look up ‘unconscious’ and you’ll find a picture of Gary Carter. I know that’s strong, but it just happens too many times and it’s just, you’re walking around unconscious.”
–Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez, on Gary Carter angling for Randolph’s job. (Neil Best, Newsday)


“I don’t believe he doesn’t care, but he’s going to have to be contrite and play better. Look how we’ve done, and if we had him hitting [for power] like he did a year ago, we’re really going well.”
Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti, on center fielder Andruw Jones, who he signed to a two-year deal in the offseason.

“He’s 31, not 40 and at the end of his career. He should be close to his prime, but right now mechanically he has no chance to hit. He could be the fittest guy in America, but shifting his body the way he is while trying to hit, it ain’t going to work.”

“We felt we needed a middle-of-the-order bat and Gold Glove in center field. So far we’ve gotten the center fielder.”
–Colletti, on Andruw Jones. (T.J. Simers, Los Angeles Times)


“The times are such that our fans are used to seeing all the high technology, and they’re used to seeing the other sports that use these systems to make determinations, and the fans are clamoring for all the sports to look at that.”
–MLB vice president Jimmie Lee Solomon, on the movement for instant replay on home run calls. (Rick Morrissey, Chicago Tribune)

“I’m certainly not in favor of turning it into four robots out there. These [umpires] have got personalities out there. I’ve been overall really pleased with the demeanors of the umpires in my perception of them wanting to get plays right.”
Trey Hillman, Royals manager on instant replay. (David Singh,

“The commissioner is not a fan of it. He calls instant replay umpires getting together and trying to get the call right. That is instant replay, in his estimation.”
–MLB president Bob Watson (Tom Haudricourt, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel)


“Improving pace of game is an important goal that will be emphasized. Clubs and fans share the common objective of seeing a game that is played as sharply and crisply as possible. We have reminded our staff and our umpires to enforce the rules in order to achieve the progress we need in this area.”
–MLB commissioner Bud Selig, on speeding up the game.

“I guess I’m fired, then, because I missed that one. They’re just trying to reinvent the game. I used to get called all the time [in New York]. We were warned all the time. Not that you don’t take the warnings seriously, but we had a ballclub that made the other team change pitchers a lot and made the other teams throw more pitches than anybody. It was one of those things we were punished for.”
–Dodgers manager Joe Torre, on missing an MLB conference call on this subject. (Barry Bloom,

“It’s coming from the league. We know that and we were warned. We all have different opinions. What we don’t want is to start getting into arguments over non-baseball calls.”
Red Sox manager Terry Francona, on time between pitches.

“I think that’s a little ridiculous. We don’t want J.D. to take a swing and throw his bat in the stands and hit some kid or some older lady or something. It’s kind of a ridiculous rule. I don’t know who invented it, but they need to clean it up.”
–Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia, on J.D. Drew not being permitted to apply pine tar to a new bat after breaking one.


“No, very rarely when it’s one of our high profile guys is it a situation where we’ll solicit a deal. If you start doing that, whether someone admits it or not, it’s going to diminish value by you being the aggressor.”
Athletics general manager Billy Beane, on trading Dan Haren to the D’backs in the offseason.

“In Danny’s case, and to Arizona’s credit, he was someone they always wanted. And Josh (Byrnes) started poking around a little bit at the end of the year last year. In truth, the process hadn’t been decided. I wasn’t completely convinced that if we had come back completely healthy that sticking with the current roster and seeing what we had was an option. That being said, we actually waited for clubs to come to us figuring that the clubs who came to us would understand the value of the player and would be serious about doing business. We weren’t out there soliciting things at all. The clubs that were serious, we would talk to them. In Arizona’s case and to their credit, they had done their homework and checked in early so we were pretty far along in the process once we decided to go ahead and make the move.”


“We really don’t have any other choice to do this.”

–Beane (Athletics Nation)


“I was colored. I was Negro. I was ‘Nigra.’ I was African-American. I was black. I was multicultural.”

–Former Yankees slugger Reggie Jackson, on the way things were in his younger days. (Joe LaPointe, The New York Times)

“Stay back. This is what Sid’s been waiting for all night.”
–Anonymous teammate of Sidney Ponson, on the right-hander’s meal after a game before meeting the media. (Patrick Reuss, Minneapolis Star Tribune)

“Going on the last four years, nothing makes any sense. My understanding is we needed a left-handed bat in the lineup, and I was the odd man out. Does that make any sense? We’ll see what happens the next couple of days.”

Brewers infielder Bill Hall, on Russell Branyan cutting into his playing time. (Tom Haudricourt, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel)

“We’re bad, there’s no question about it. There comes a point in time where we can’t just say it’s early. I haven’t seen any signs the last couple of weeks that leads me to believe, or our fans to believe, that we’re going to turn this thing around. It’s up to the guys in the clubhouse. I’m certainly not going to watch this for another four months.”

Padres general manager Kevin Towers, on his struggling club. (Peter Abraham, The News Journal)

“No, we have Loose Cannon I and Loose Cannon II, and we have not
seen the last of it. Guaranteed.”

Twins manager Ron Gardenhire, on Alexi Casilla and Carlos Gomez bunting with two strikes.

“Prince just missed four homers. He almost had a four-homer day. You add up his outs, and … it could have been 1,500 feet.”
–Brewers manager Ned Yost, on Prince Fielder. (Daily Herald)

Thurman Munson.”

–Mariners catcher Kenji Johjima, pointing out a photo of a great Yankee catcher to his translator in the hallway of Yankee Stadium. (Suzyn Waldman, CBS Radio)

“I think the Yankees are going through a lot of things. It might bother them for a minute. But I have nothing to do with it. I did it with MLB and State Farm. I had no control over that.”

David Ortiz, Red Sox designated hitter, on a contest that would have had him center stage at the All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium. The Yankees objected.

“We heard he had some issues with command. I thought he would have trouble getting the breaking ball over. But for the most part, it was there. He threw strikes. He made quite an impression.”
Cardinals hitting coach Hal McRae, on Dodgers lefty Clayton Kershaw‘s MLB debut. (Joe Strauss, St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

Alex Carnevale is a contributor to Baseball Prospectus.