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The toothache I gently alluded to yesterday is still with me, so consider
yourselves warned: I’m medicated.

A number of people have legitimate beefs over their being handed a
three-day vacation next week rather than an all-expenses-paid trip to
Atlanta. Keith Foulke, Frank Thomas and Danny Graves
come to mind immediately. But the player with the best case didn’t even
make ESPN.com’s insta-poll for "Who was most snubbed?"

By any measure, Kris Benson has been the third- or fourth-best
starter in the NL this year. Yet Bobby Cox put veterans Darryl Kile
and his own Tom Glavine on the team instead of the Pirates’ Benson.
It’s an inexplicable decision, made more so by the presence of Jason
Kendall
. Kendall was deserving, but not as much as Benson; if the
problem was three Pirates, why not take the best two, especially since Cox
already had one backup catcher in Mike Lieberthal?

Leaving Benson off in favor of Glavine, Kile and Shane Reynolds is a
strange decision, and really an indefensible one.

Something strange happened in the AL as well, where the Orioles were left
without an All-Star Game participant. With Cal Ripken voted onto the
team but unable to play, I assumed the league would add Charles
Johnson
or even Mussina, to ensure that the Orioles had a player
actually in the game.

It’s odd because the league bypassed the Devil Rays’ Greg Vaughn to
take Fred McGriff, who is roughly as deserving as Jeff Bower. If
making sure Tampa Bay’s sole representative would actually be available to
play was important, shouldn’t the Orioles have received similar consideration?

I could have lived without Derek Jeter, as well. In fact, when I
look at the teams, the players I have the most problems with are Jeter,
Mariano Rivera, Glavine and Kile. I guess I’ll leave it to the
reader to find any patterns in that data.

The important things to remember are that the game is an exhibition and
that by Saturday, none of this will matter to anyone. Unlike the postseason
awards, these controversies have shelf lives that compare nicely to
"She’s the Sheriff."

Returning to some very old news, I’m happy to say that I’m ready to
re-award the NL DiSar Award to Shawon Dunston, who finally drew a
walk after 92 at-bats. Dunston edged Placido Polanco and blew
temporary honoree Orlando Cabrera out of the water.

Congratulations, Shawon. Don’t go near J.D. Drew, OK?

Joe Sheehan can be reached at jsheehan@baseballprospectus.com.