Baseball's Missed Connections
By: Kate Preusser
I love many things about going to baseball games, but maybe one of the things I love best is the plasticity of the experience. I’ve gone to games alone, speaking to no one but my scorebook; I’ve gone in raucous groups and paid little attention to the game. Occasionally I will speak to strangers at these games, because we are both engaged in this practice of watching a baseball game, and because it is expected, somehow, that if someone says to you “I think he was safe, didn’t you?” you will respond with an opinion on the matter; you are expected to make some kind of response, as part of the social contract of showing up at the baseball game, even if said response is just a shrugging of the shoulders, an absence of opinion.
By attending a baseball game you enter into a shared space of baseball; you now have something in common with these strangers. Sometimes, that makes them want to talk to you. And sometimes, that will make these strangers go home and write Craigslist Missed Connections, because they will not be able to forget talking to you, although the object of each of these posts has almost certainly forgotten the drunken, urgently whispered conversation, the intensity of the night flaring out like a match. So here are some of my favorite missed connections posts, reframed into the poems that they are.
Irish Night at the Padres Game We met near the red trolley beer cart. I offered to buy your Hat. You told me to meet you after the game and whispered Tiocfaidh ár lá in my ear. I hope to find you again. Indians Fan from Topeka You talked to me in the smoking section on Sundays Indians and Royals game! Saw you again as I was walking around the stadium during the delay! You were absolutely gorgeous drenched in rain water from head to toe! I was really nervous and couldn't hold a full conversation! Reply and tell me who I was at the game with! This is just to say (I don’t remember what I said) I know this is a long shot but you were at the Mariners game Friday night with your friends. I asked where you are from you said Montana but lived near 23rd and Alder in Seattle. We went for drinks after the game then I made sure you got home to your place. I didn't leave my info and was extremely intoxicated too.
Love at a Mini-Mart
By: Emma Baccellieri
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The line between falling in love with someone and falling in love with the idea of someone is very, very thin. There is a point where a commitment to seeing only the best in someone becomes seeing someone else altogether, where loving someone fiercely enough to overlook their flaws leaves no choice but to overlook them. There is so much potential for false projection, subliminal distortion, spaces where the colors of self-definition run into something messy and boundless. The whole endeavor is fraught. There is a passage in Robert Penn Warren’s All The King’s Men which deals with a variation on this idea:
“The person who loves you has picked you out of the great mass of uncreated clay which is humanity to make something out of, and the poor lumpish clay which is you wants to find out what it has been made into. But at the same time, you, in the act of loving somebody, become real, cease to be a part of the continuum of the uncreated clay and get the breath of life in you and rise up. So you create yourself by creating another person, who, however, has also created you, picked up the you-chunk of clay out of the mass. So there are two you's, the one you create by loving and the one the beloved creates by loving you. The farther those two you's are apart the more the world grinds and grudges on its axis.”
Michael Martinez is not a good ballplayer. He can play a lot of positions, sure, but none of them particularly well; he is 34 years old and has had the sort of career at the plate in which a few days near the Mendoza line are a grand accomplishment. For most, these things would be deal-breakers. But they are not for Cleveland, whose front office loves Michael Martinez—loves him in this reckless, glorious way that smothers any such considerations. They loved him when they snapped him up after the Red Sox designated him for assignment last year, they loved him when they let him and his .196 TAv bat in extra innings of Game 7 of the World Series, they maybe loved him even as they traded him to Tampa Bay for cash considerations last month. And they love him especially this week, rushing to sign him back now that Tampa has cut him loose after just a handful of games with the club.
The lump of clay that is Cleveland’s Michael Martinez and the lump of clay that is Michael Martinez himself are not so close together. But they seem, at least, to be happy together.
We’re The Replacements
By: Trevor Strunk
Stop me if you've heard this on, but Mike Trout is both good at baseball and hurt right now. He's making progress on his rehab, but in the meantime, one can only imagine that the Angels are missing him awfully.
Well, or, they would be if Eric Young, Jr. wasn't playing like he is. “Excuse me,” you might be saying, “but Eric Young, Jr. is playing baseball at a high level?” Yes! In fact he's playing so well that an Angels fan told me he was “basically playing like Trout” at the moment.
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To be fair, this isn't quite right. No one outside of Aaron Judge (what are you doing 2017) can rightly be expected to replicate Trout’s production, which stands this year at a balmy .337/.461/.742. But to be sure, Young has done his best, hitting .323/.417/.516 over his first 73 plate appearances (somewhat worse in the 24 since), a pace that would represent his finest over a full or even half season. He's fast, powerful, and playing a solid center field, and he's doing a decent job of filling in for the best player in baseball. It's…unexpected!
So what's happened here? Okay, there's an easy and boring answer. That one goes a little something like this: players often have hot streaks over short periods of time, and the Angels just got really lucky that Young had his now. Over a full season, it's pretty unlikely that Young would hit this well, and there's no one in their right mind thinking he's a way forward away from Trout. Young has been the best of all possible fill-ins. That's all. That's the boring answer.
Here are some better answers!!
Eric Young, Jr is a changeling who has stolen Mike Trout’s powers and is now the new Mike Trout. He will move to slightly more southern New Jersey, get a bigger neck, and become the most beloved and gregarious player in the game. Through Druidic magicks.
Or, or, or — Rob Manfred had a closed-door meeting with all of the scheduled pitchers to face Young and told them the fix was in. The league needs the Angels to be good, and the league needs Mike Trout to not seem super important. For, ah, reasons. Manfred Reasons.
Then there's the real answer: Mike Trout has been totally replaced by a resurgent Eric Young, Jr, and now the Angels can trade Mike Trout for prospects. What could possibly go wrong?
In the end, though, we can agree that somehow Eric Young, Jr. is playing as well as Mike Trout. It probably won't last, and it's probably beyond convenient, but I'm pretty sure the Angels aren't asking any questions. Baseball is weird, especially when a Mike Trout gets hurt. Long live weird baseball.
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