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Justin Masterson has nine wins this year. MLB.com has slightly fewer headline ideas.

I'm sure there are others that they're missing. Anybody think of any other puns involving master? Leave them in the comments. Wait. Oh, wait, wait wait wait I see where you're going. Don't leave them in the comments. Gross.

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jfranco77
8/24
Master of his own domain?
statsrath
8/24
It's a shame this one hasn't been used yet.
flalaw
8/24
Cleveland Receives Master's Degree in Pitching
eighteen
8/24
I know a guy named Bates.
doctawojo
8/24
If only Justin Masterson had gone to Middlebury.
lyricalkiller
8/24
Some nights, he looks like an ace. Just, well, just going to leave it at that.
jimcal
8/24
I got one when he is not Ace...."Why do we fell, Masterson?"
Oleoay
8/24
Just-ice served Master-fully.
hessshaun
8/25
Master baited by his out pitch, Tribe score one in the win column.
Shkspr
8/25
Monday's missed opportunity: For Pennington, It's Dodge City as A's Bat Masterson Around
seabass77
8/25
He's no He-Man, but Justin is Master of the Tribe's Universe.
whanson
8/25
I believe we just found out "seabass77" is John Sterling's name on this site
mrgriffey
8/25
Crisp is Oakland's Master Blaster, Tribe "Wonders" about their Ace.
gjhardy
8/25
Justin Masters Bruce's Bat Efforts in Tribe-Reds Matchup
tnt9357
8/26
If he ever faces Roy Halladay, I'd be very pleasantly surprised if they went with "The Doctor vs. The Master". But I'm not holding my breath.