Justin Masterson has nine wins this year. MLB.com has slightly fewer headline ideas.
I'm sure there are others that they're missing. Anybody think of any other puns involving master? Leave them in the comments. Wait. Oh, wait, wait wait wait I see where you're going. Don't leave them in the comments. Gross.
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