One of the benefits about having two distinct personalities is that you get to wish yourself a happy birthday on Twitter. Which is what Nyjer Morgan — or is it Tony Plush? — did this morning.
Happy B- Day Plush!!! The Magic number!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhh
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