Cycling is, above all, a team sport, and the tactics involved are as complicated as those of baseball or basketball. "Ever try to explain the infield fly to somebody?" Armstrong asked me when we were in Texas, where he lives when he is not racing or training in Europe. –New Yorker, 2002
If you know very little about baseball, you still probably know that the infield fly rule is something complicated. It's trotted out regularly to differentiate between people who know about baseball, and people who don't know about baseball. It's the baseball equivalent of solving a Rubik's cube, or doing the Sunday crossword puzzle in ink—a shorthand cliche that is accepted by nearly everybody. It is used to demonstrate the silliness of baseball. It is used to insult women, and it is also used to prove a woman's bona fides.
The humorist Lewis Grizzard: "Women have absolutely no idea, no comprehension of the infield fly rule. The infield fly rule is one of the reasons that the planet keeps turning. If you didn't have the infield fly rule and you hit a pop-up, the runners on first and second wouldn't know whether to run or not, and the infielder could screw around and not catch it on purpose … it would be chaos! When I try to explain the infield fly rule to women, they look up at me and say, 'The what?'''
The New York Times: "The term 'thinking man's ballplayer' might describe a talented young athlete who understands the infield fly rule."
But this is all insane. The infield fly rule is a very simple rule to understand. It is, I imagine, understood by even the youngest serious baseball fan, and it is easily explained to a casual fan in 25 words:
When there are two possible force outs and fewer than two outs in an inning, a catchable infield pop-up in the infield is automatically ruled a catch.
And the reason for the rule is explained in even fewer words:
An infield fly call takes away the fielder's ability to record more outs by dropping a ball than by catching it.
The save rule is arguably too complicated to explain easily. The balk rule is utterly impossible, and if people want to use the balk rule to casually insult female baseballs fans, my objections will be strictly limited to the chauvinism of it. But If there is anybody who thinks this rule is too complicated, they don't have an issue with baseball, but with simple listening comprehension. It's just not that hard!
Unless you're Adam Dunn, who was nearly hung up between second and third an infield fly dropped Monday. Good ol' Adam Dunn. Yes, sir! Good ol' Adam Dunn.
How I hate him.
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