Ladies and gentlemen, this Hit List is floating in space.
I read this Hit List! Twice! I read this Hit List! TWIIIIIIICE!!
I wanna make us a killer Hit List. I wanna make us a killer Hit List. I WANNA MAKE US A KILLER HIT LIST.
Don’t judge this Hit List for telling the Cortez ship burning story. It was motivational!
This Hit List has been claimed on waivers, and you now have 48 hours to work out a deal. Go!
SOURCES: The Hit List has been traded to Fox Sports for three of Ken Rosenthal’s bowties.
We promise that Hulk Hogan was not involved in creating this Hit List!
After a week of no Hit List, just make sure to limber up beforehand. It’s important!
This is a test of your emergency Hit List system.
Dear Reader. Happy Almost America Day. Sincerely, the Hit List.
Having internet troubles? Just reboot your Hit List..
It’s the final Hit List of the spring, if you’re into calendars.