It’s the remix to Hit Listin’, Hot and fresh out the kitchen, Mama rollin that body, Got every pun in here listed.
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta read Hit List.
After the long All-Star break, Sussman’s got a full bladder of jokes he’s been holding!
It’s Friday, Friday, Garza get down on Friday.
Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play! (Sung to the tune of Barenaked Ladies’ One Week.)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta Bedrosian Friday
Meditations on throwing errors, winning streaks, home run leaders, LeBron James, and Ender Inciarte.
Pickin’ in the first round, drafting in the second round, gotta make my mind up, with kid can I take? It’s Friday Frid…
We woke up in the kitchen saying,
“How the hell did this Hit List happen?”
Oh baby.
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go Hit List.
It’s Monday, Monday, read a Hit List on Monday
Better late (and funny) than never (and cursed by gypsies).