Like the punches thrown in a baseball fight, most of these jokes won’t land.
J.D. Martinez y los Red Sox son una unión menos perfecta de la que parecía, al menos a un lado de la pelota.
J.D. Martinez and the Red Sox are perhaps less of a perfect match than it seemed, at least on one side of the ball.
Please read this before Marty Foster throws it out.
If this column could bunt on Brian Dozier, it absolutely would.
Everyone please remain calm. Well, mostly everyone.
