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Between the surprises of urban planning and the surprises of backfield performances, Jason still has plenty to share as his time in Arizona winds down.

Day 30, 8:00 AM
Patricia, before arriving at the Spring Training facility each morning, Roommate Jason and I cruise the main drag in Surprise, Arizona looking for hot coffee from below-average gas stations. You might wonder why going out for coffee is a necessity when we have a coffee maker at the house, and why gas station coffee is the preference when a Starbucks is only a half of a mile farther down the road from the complex, but I’d suggest just letting it go. We all make mistakes, and some of us make a habit of making mistakes. This is a prime example of the latter. The thoroughfare in question is called Bell Road, and it’s probably the most dangerous stretch of road in the modern world. Traversing Bell Road multiple times a day shows the devolution of society, with each near automotive accident and each ten-minute trip that inevitably turns into a twenty-minute trip; however, the road itself is merely a victim of the incompetence of design, as the city expanded from a one-horse-town to a growing sprawl of chain restaurants, ubiquitous examples of chain retail consumerism, and all things cookie-cutter America. The sprawl was allowed to sprawl directly off of this main road, which is ill-equipped to support it.

Bell Road was the spine of this dusty little town, which worked fine when the town was dusty and little. But when the Rangers and Royals decided to build a beautiful baseball facility and make the town attractive for at least one month a year, the city reacted to this economic boom with the efficiency of a dial-up connection. This ghost-town that is now all grown up has yet to adjust to the resulting sprawl by allowing drivers to actually reach that sprawl from the main road. U-turns and complicated maneuvering through parking lots are almost always required to reach your consumer sprawl destination of choice, and even when you are lucky enough to locate a consumer sprawl off a stoplight, the consumer sprawl in question is almost always designed so that you can’t enter the parking lot without first negotiating the parking lots of another sprawl, in which you might have to halt your vehicle at one of the numerous stop signs contained within the larger parent sprawl, which are de facto duck crossings for the elderly, and trust me, there are a lot of really slow, elderly people that like to walk across the parking lots of the consumer sprawls, and their pace is somewhere between ice melting on a cold day and Calvin Pickering’s metabolism. 


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February 1, 2011 11:39 am

Future Shock: San Diego Padres Top 11 Prospects

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Kevin Goldstein

There's no more Adrian Gonzalez in the big leagues, but at least the trade rescued an otherwise moribund system.

Previous Rankings: 2010 | 2009 | 2008

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February 25, 2010 10:15 am

Future Shock: Padres Top 11 Prospects

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Kevin Goldstein

A rebuilding franchise is starting to build a stockpile of young talent, led by Donavan Tate.

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August 31, 2009 1:59 pm

Future Shock: Monday Ten Pack

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Kevin Goldstein

Good news for suffering Mets and Royals fans, a Nationals plan bearing fruit, and some sleeper types populate this week's packet of ten prospects.

Scott Beerer, OF, Rockies (High-A Modesto)
I was talking to a scout over the weekend about a minor league pitcher who was pretty impressive but who, as a converted position player, was quite old for his level. "With converted guys, I don't really care much about age," he said. I wondered if the same applies to the other kind of conversions, as Beerer is quickly becoming a guy to root for. At 27, he still has to move quickly, but so far he's proving that he at least deserves a chance to continue his career in 2010 at Double-A, as after a 4-for-10 weekend that including a double, triple, home run and seven RBI, he's batting .342/.408/.553 in 45 games for the Nuts.


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January 16, 2009 1:07 pm

Future Shock: Padres Top 11 Prospects

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Kevin Goldstein

The Pads will need to pray a little longer before their talent pool will begin to offer much hope.

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