The Cubs kick off their season this afternoon by hosting Stephen Strasburg and the Washington Nationals at Wrigley Field. The White Sox won't begin their 2012 season until tomorrow, when they face off against the Rangers in Texas. That won't keep Chicago superfans Nick Offerman (Parks and Rec's Ron Swanson) and Craig Robinson (The Office's Darryl Philbin) from talking trash over their North Side/South Side rivalry.