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The Daily Prospectus: God Bless America
by Derek Zumsteg
Can we stop singing "God Bless America"? Is it not enough that our national
anthem has to be turned into a ten-minute note-bender by whatever local R&B star
or opera singer happens to be staggering past the ballpark ten minutes before
the first pitch?
Last year, sure, everyone struggled with how to find meaning in public
gatherings, to affirm ourselves as a country. Which, incidentally, is a purpose
"Star Spangled Banner" excels at--it's a defiant piece, about the perseverance
of the flag through trial. Everyone's a little wired, sure, hold hands, sing some
songs. So this season comes around, and what do we have?
All the delays and hassle of security without any actual increase in security. I
get my bag searched every time I walk into a park, but Hamas could get thousands
of people with those o-so-effective suicide belts in as long as none of them
had a beverage on them. And we get "God Bless America", sung for the first
homestand, alternate Sundays, the first weekend game after a return from a road
trip, and dates evenly divisible by seven.
Is bin Laden sitting in a safe house in Pakistan laughing every time a baseball
game is played without a ballpark full of people endorsing the view that America
is particularly blessed by a deity who guides the future of the country?
Isn't the belief that God endorses one nation over another, or particularly
favors or steers the course of history for one people, the source of so much
despicable bloodshed and hatred? Why aren't we singing "God Save Afghanistan"
the day after after we bomb the hell out of some group of random innocent people
because some other group of guilty people fingered them? Or some good, secular tune that
demonstrates pride and resolve...wait, no, we already do that before every game.
Baseball can do whatever they want; it is, after all, their game, and I don't
have to go to it. If they want they can ask everyone to recite the Pledge of Allegiance,
like the demolition derby. But this is a stupid, mindless exploitation of
tragedy to increase their stranglehold on fans' ability to bring food and drink
into ballparks. Offering a lame jingle to make people forget that they're not
actually any more safe than they were two years ago is a disgrace
and baseball should be ashamed.
You want to fight terrorism? Take public transportation to the park. A portion of
every tankful of gas you're buying goes to Saudi Arabia's funding of radical Islamic
schools that turn out the terrorists of tomorrow, Syria's safe haven for some of
the world's most vile scum, and Saddam's slush fund for the families of the suicide
bombers who blow up buses of Israeli commuters. If your team doesn't already, ask
them to pick their patriotic duty over the easy parking cash.
Derek Zumsteg is an author of Baseball Prospectus. You can contact him by
clicking here.
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