Win $100, lifetime Premium Subscription in the 2015 HACKING MASS competition!
HACKING MASS is a contest to try and predict the worst/most offensive players in the upcoming season. HACKING MASS stands for Huckabay's Annual Call to Keep Immobility Next to Godliness: Maximus Aggregatus Stiffisimus Sensire.
- Rosters will freeze Monday, April 13, 2015, at midnight Pacific. Please be sure you've made your final positional adjustments by that time.
- positional eligibility is determined by the player's projected position according to the Baseball Prospectus Depth Charts as of April 4, 2015. A player qualifies at the position at which he is projected to have the most playing time. Designated hitters and pinch hitters qualify as first basemen. Positional eligibility will not be updated as the year progresses.
- once rosters have frozen, all incomplete teams will be dumped from the system. In other words, you must have a player selected in each position to compete in 2015.
- to assist us in the bookkeeping, all entrants must have accounts at BP. (If you have a Premium or Super-Premium account, use that one; if you don't, you can buy a Premium account, buy a Super-Premium account, or create a BP Basic account. It's free, it's easy, and we won't send you a bunch of garbage via email or sell your address to anyone.)
- The overall winner of HACKING MASS 2015 will be awarded $100 and a lifetime Premium Baseball Prospectus subscription.* In addition, the remaining top 10 teams (ranked no. 2 through no. 10) will receive a year's subscription to BP Premium.
- Sorry, no more pictures of Bud Selig will be awarded.
Your ten players will be:
- one each at catcher and each infield position (5 players)
- one at each outfield position (3 players)
- two pitchers (2 players)
Simply pick the players who you think will be the stiffest at each position. A team's aggregate stiffness is measured by summing the ESPN (Exuded Stiff Points, Net) of all of the players on your team. For hitters, ESPN is 0.714, minus his OBP, minus his SLG, and multiplied by plate appearances - i.e., (.714-OPS)*PA. For pitchers, the formula is the pitcher's ERA, minus 3.86, times his innings pitched, divided by three, or (ERA-3.86)*IP/3. This results in similar Stiffness scores for the firmest hitters and pitchers. Where do these values (.714 OPS and 3.86 ERA) come from? They are league-average values from the previous season.
In each case, it isn't enough for a player to simply suck; somehow the Stiffest of the Stiff must find a way to remain in the lineup or rotation. Possession of incriminating photos of managers and GMs, telekinesis of ink onto lineup cards, large contracts that need justification, and ties to the underworld can all be important attributes of your players besides their lack of hitting and pitching talent.
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* One entry per person. In the event of a tie, winners split any money equally and each get the subscription.