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Prospectus Hit List for May 23



by Matthew Kory

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Hit List updates are published Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, starting April 2, 2014. Data presented here is based on games through the day prior to publication.
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

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RkTm WLW1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff%1-Day7-Day
1

30

17

33.6

33.5

33.0

.606

.625

57.2%

31.4%

88.5%

-1.3%

15.1%

The A’s have been caught stealing three times, fewest in baseball. One was Coco Crisp tripping, one was Eric Sogard adjusting his glasses, and one was Yoenis Cespedes who was safe but then tried to batflip the base.
2

29

19

27.5

25.9

26.1

.551

.531

48.2%

35.3%

83.5%

2.6%

-2.1%

I’m convinced the video of Hunter Pence swinging and the video of the ball flying over the wall are always spliced together.
3

28

20

24.4

24.4

23.6

.504

.484

29.0%

19.0%

48.0%

-4.0%

-13.6%

The Brewers are 8-12 in May and have been outscored by 16 runs, proving "the more you drink the worse you get" is true.
4

27

16

26.0

25.9

25.1

.579

.598

82.3%

7.9%

90.3%

-1.3%

-1.8%

Robbie Ray traded for Doug Fister: Nationals win! Fister immediately hurt: Tigers win! Ray gives up seven runs in 3.1 innings: We are all losers!
5

26

22

25.7

25.1

24.3

.522

.542

32.9%

11.8%

44.7%

5.7%

21.3%

Mark Buerhle’s fastball averaged under 85 mph. He threw seven innings and gave up two runs.
6

26

21

25.8

26.5

25.8

.548

.528

57.4%

12.1%

69.5%

2.8%

16.6%

The bad news is Trevor Rosenthal has an ERA over four. The good news is seven of the top 16 closers in saves do too. Misery loves company, and saves.
7

26

20

27.6

29.9

29.4

.580

.599

37.4%

44.0%

81.5%

2.7%

11.0%

Mike Scioscia: “Now what was I going to do? Hmmm… handcuff my hitters hands together? No… set all their bats in cement? No… Oh! I know! Sit Mike Trout.”
8

26

22

28.7

29.3

27.6

.537

.517

7.6%

29.2%

36.7%

2.8%

8.3%

Troy Tulowitzki is 0-for-2 with the bases loaded this season, which will be the first chapter of my book, entitled, Shut Up And Go Away With Your Dumb Stuff.
9

26

20

24.0

24.9

24.7

.525

.505

41.8%

19.3%

61.0%

3.9%

8.9%

B.J. Upton homered no wait it was Justin no wait it was B.J.! He also walked and his batting average is up to .200. Cookies for everyone!
10

25

23

24.1

24.0

23.6

.556

.536

43.5%

38.0%

81.5%

-3.3%

-1.4%

The Dodgers are spending more than $200 million this season. Last night their leadoff man was Chone Figgins. (Of course he went 1-for-3 with a walk.)
11

25

23

27.1

27.1

27.0

.486

.466

4.5%

4.8%

9.2%

1.2%

4.5%

Marcell Ozuna has eight home runs is one example of a player you’ve never heard of doing good baseball things on a baseball team.
12

24

25

23.5

22.5

22.5

.467

.487

2.3%

7.2%

9.5%

1.1%

1.8%

Fred: Something’s fishy here. They’re not striking anyone out. Hmm… Velma: /pulls off White Sox relievers mask. Twins starters: And we would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
13

24

23

24.0

23.8

24.0

.530

.510

44.9%

15.3%

60.2%

-6.4%

-9.1%

The link that says “Get Blake Treinin gear at the Washington Nationals shop” has never been clicked.
14

24

22

21.7

21.4

21.0

.502

.522

30.4%

12.4%

42.8%

-5.6%

-5.3%

Michael Pineda is due to come off the DL soon but it might take some extra effort to remove him, as pine tar is an adhesive.
15

23

23

24.4

22.9

23.7

.503

.523

4.4%

19.7%

24.1%

2.4%

-3.5%

Washington State’s Department of Weapon Safety is looking for Fernando Rodney and his invisible bow and arrows. “Invisible people all over the state are in grave danger,” said a spokesman.
16

23

22

22.2

20.7

20.4

.481

.501

12.3%

8.1%

20.4%

-2.6%

0.7%

Darren O'Day has walked four and hit three, so there's a weird potential statistical achievement for you to start rooting for.
17

23

24

20.4

19.6

20.4

.445

.465

1.0%

4.0%

5.1%

-10.5%

-20.6%

The Rangers bus stopped for sodas on the way to the airport. There were four fatalities.
18

23

25

21.7

23.4

24.3

.487

.507

6.1%

13.3%

19.4%

3.4%

6.4%

Surprise! The Indians won Wednesday on a walk-off balk. That’s not the surprise though. The surprise is that they didn’t do it against the Astros.
19

23

21

21.1

20.9

21.1

.475

.495

4.5%

11.1%

15.7%

1.0%

6.6%

Phil Hughes has six walks in 54 innings. It’s like he’s on the Twins or something.
20

23

23

23.3

22.2

21.9

.489

.509

4.7%

12.1%

16.8%

0.0%

-1.8%

The Royals finally decided to cut bait on someone that has been holding them down for too long. Ha ha! Just kidding, Dayton Moore is still the GM.
21

21

25

21.6

19.2

19.5

.453

.433

3.6%

3.4%

7.0%

1.4%

-1.2%

Today was a successful day! Any day where the Mets don’t literally figuratively set money on fire is a successful day!
22

21

24

21.6

23.3

23.0

.492

.472

8.9%

8.1%

17.0%

-0.8%

-4.4%

Billy Hamilton has four triples and three doubles, meaning he has a chance to be the first hitter to hit more triples than doubles while still being not very good.
23

21

27

20.0

18.4

19.6

.452

.432

0.6%

4.0%

4.6%

-1.2%

-6.1%

The Padres are now six games under .500 and their best trade chip is playing terribly and destroying his value. But they all live in San Diego so life is amazing yay!
24

20

28

21.4

22.5

22.9

.499

.519

11.8%

7.9%

19.8%

3.1%

-4.3%

The Rays are planning a new shift for David Ortiz where they drug him, put him in a bag, toss him into the river, and then write “David Ortiz” on a collar and put it on a raccoon. Tampa’s analytics department is particularly excited about this one!
25

20

26

20.6

20.6

20.5

.492

.512

12.5%

8.7%

21.3%

1.7%

-25.6%

The last time the Red Sox won a game their starting third baseman was Will Middlebrooks, who we know has gone on to win three World Series with the Twins.
26

20

26

20.6

20.1

20.8

.468

.449

3.9%

4.4%

8.3%

1.6%

-0.2%

Edinson Volquez has a 4.37 ERA and a 4.73 career ERA which when you learn that his uniform number is 36 makes you question his control all the more.
27

20

24

18.8

18.6

19.2

.457

.437

5.3%

4.7%

10.0%

-0.2%

-1.0%

Marlon Byrd is hitting .298/.341/.503. And people say the Phillies don’t know what they’re doing.
28

18

31

17.6

20.4

20.8

.436

.416

0.2%

1.4%

1.6%

-0.7%

-0.3%

The Diamondbacks have used eight starters so far this season and none has an ERA below 4.00. But sure, fire Kirk Gibson.
29

17

28

23.0

23.3

22.9

.469

.449

0.8%

1.1%

1.9%

0.3%

1.0%

The Cubs are 17-28. They’re also one of the few teams in baseball yet to balk. Imagine how bad they’ll be then!
30

17

31

17.6

19.2

20.6

.406

.426

0.0%

0.2%

0.2%

0.0%

-0.0%

The Astros lost on a two-run infield single, which was probably your second guess.

Matthew Kory is an author of Baseball Prospectus. 
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2 comments have been left for this article.
Sharky

"and one was Yoenis Cespedes, who tried to batflip the base."

Instant classic.

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