Pittsburgh becomes the City of Cumpton, Miguel Olivo's mouth, if not his bat, gets him on the Marlins' bad side, and Ian Kinsler's return doesn't mean Profar's departure.

The Blue Jays sign Chien-Ming Wang, the Cubs acquire a bullpen fireballer, the Padres lose another to injury, and blink and you missed Andy LaRoche's return.

The Mets demote their once-promising first baseman, the Brewers swing a deal for power at a corner, Scooter Gennett is in the majors, and the Dodgers are down yet another pitcher.

The return of Jeremy Bonderman, the return of Mark Teixeira, the outrighting of Ricky Romero, and more.

The Rays call up Colome, the Mariners demote Ackley and Maurer, Nick Franklin gets the call, Yasmani Grandal is unrestricted, and Juan Francisco gets DFA'd.

Big names heading to the minors.

Matt Garza returns, former future-closer Eduardo Sanchez gets claimed, and the Rangers call up a pitcher who, you'll eventually figure out while reading box scores, is not Randy Wolf.

The Angels claim a much-needed utility infielder from the Yankees, who acquire a much-needed utility infielder from the Rockies, who don't do anything.

The A's call up the formerly exciting Daric Barton, the Astros let go of the formerly exciting Rick Ankiel, and a couple closers head for the shelf.

The Cubs take another step toward contention by locking up their slugging first baseman for several more years.

The Phillies' former ace is on the shelf, Freddy Garcia and Ricky Romero are back in the bigs, and Brian McCann returns from the DL.

The Cardinals demote a struggling reliever, Casper Wells lands again, the Marlins will be without Stanton, and Shelley Duncan gets a DFA.