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July 3, 2012

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Cussin' in the Boys Room

by Jason Wojciechowski

Word has come down that Ozzie Guillen engaged in a "profanity-laced tirade" because his pitchers did not pitch well. Newspapers are squeamish about this sort of thing, so I worked the phones tirelessly tonight to find out exactly which profanities our dear Ozzie laced his speech with. A list:

  • cow-bungling boon-nozzle
  • son of a shinguard Franzen-lover
  • cat-poaching sweat-frog
  • pants-wearing stink-tree
  • Mingus-chanting master-craftsman
  • hair-bagging murder-balladeer

Multiple sources independently confirmed each of these cusses.

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