August 7, 2006
The Week in Quotes
July 31-August 6EVOLUTION IS COLD
"I think it's rude. At least call and say something. Pick up the phone and tell me if it's nothing, just a rumor or we're doing something. Then it wouldn't be such a shock to me if it happens."
"I've never commented on waivers in my 25 years as a general manager, and I never will. That's not the way it is supposed to work. Andruw and I have always had a good relationship. He should know that we would talk if a trade was imminent. But I can't talk about waivers, and I won't."
"I said if I'm competing with everyone, why shouldn't I claim somebody whether I want him or somebody I'm competing with might want him. They set up waivers to give teams a chance to compete."
"So I claimed guys I was interested in and I thought the Braves might be interested in. If I didn't claim someone and a team we were competing with got him, I'd have been a dead man in New York."
SOY UN HUMIDOR
"I don't know. I know their pitchers here are a lot better, but to have only one home run a game hit here? You can't tell me that all the pitchers in the league are pitching that much better here."
"The thing is, it can lead to some shady stuff going on, like two sets of baseballs. You know, say their team is down late in the game, you know, here are some new baseballs. (Because) the team is the one that governs the baseballs. ... Say their team is down late in the game, well, here is the next batch of baseballs coming in and they're not that ones that were in the humidor."
"He has left the game with the lead three different times. He's pitching every fifth day. He has a bright future. I wish I was his agent."
PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT HITTING WHILE I'M EATING
"I don't know how to say this. If it was the most important thing, maybe. But it wouldn't have been the most important thing. The most important thing is to win the game."
"It's amazing. They were taking the train everywhere. Day games. Just doing it on an everyday basis is tough. You have to have some luck on your side, because some days you feel great at the plate and you can hit four balls on the nose and make four outs. And there are days you feel terrible and you can squib a ball or hit a broken-bat single and there you go, you have a hit. To do it almost two months straight? To me, that's amazing."
A DISTORTED REALITY IS NOW A NECESSITY TO BE FREE
"The computer doesn't play the game. Cy Young lost games. Babe Ruth made outs. We're a good 10-, 11-, 12-game run away from being right there, depending on who we're playing as we're going through this stretch."
"FACE THE FACTS OF BEING WHAT YOU ARE, FOR THAT IS WHAT CHANGES WHAT YOU ARE."
"You all think you all know what I'm going to do, and you all don't. Nobody knows. That's the mystique of me."
"I love that you're in my face and thinking that this can't be done and that this won't be done. But, trust me, I'll be laughing at the end. Watch me."
"I may throw six straight forkballs and see what they do, or three straight curveballs, whatever. Hopefully this doesn't go on my bubblegum card, but I want to get stretched out, because when I go back I want to have the ability to give [manager Terry Francona] two or three innings if he needs me."
"Look, I'm a big-market club. It might be to my advantage. But I think it takes away from the season. You don't want to be like hockey. There's something about having your team and winning it with your team. It protects a team from just loading up."
"Well, I heard that before I got here, and they've been saying that for 100 years, right? So, yeah, there's probably something to it."
"If Drayton would have said yes to a trade, it would have been some story. My only regret is that the whole plan [back in the spring] was to get Roger on a mound healthy in October. Now, he will be healthy in October, but probably not on any mound."
"Abreu is an impact player. My hope is that he stinks. My concern is that he goes over there for a couple of months and that he's the best player in baseball. I think he has that in him."
"He doesn't have a work ethic. After every start, he didn't run or lift weights. He would sit in the clubhouse and eat ice cream."
"I'd say, 'Man, you're one bad dude.' And I'd shake his hand and show him respect. People don't realize how hard it is to play in the big leagues, and this dude, he goes out and hits 50 home runs. I need to know how he put up that number. It's a long season now and it was a long season then. I'm going to get to know Jimmie Foxx. That's what I owe him."
"A curveball that I thought was about 18 inches outside. I think Joe felt I'd been up there long enough."