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June 1, 2004
The Week in Quotes
May 23-June 1STOP THE PRESSES!
"With the exception of one or two issues that must be put to
rest-such as finding a permanent home for the Montreal Expos and
the need for a stronger and stricter drug-testing program-our game
is in the midst of a great renaissance...Our television ratings are up
tremendously, on both the local and national level, and our attendance
is 15 percent greater than it was last year at this time."
THE JOY OF BEING A DEVIL RAY
"Is anybody trying to stay in a slump? Absolutely not. Is anybody
trying to make outs? Absolutely not. But at the same time, sooner or
later we're going to be in the middle of the summer here, and we're
going to be celebrating the Fourth of July, and if we don't kick it in
the butt a little bit, we're going to be in the same malaise we are
now. And if we are, I hope it's with a bunch of different players, I
can tell you that."
"I think everybody needs to look in the mirror a little bit myself. The
mirror doesn't lie. It tells the truth, you know? It's frustrating for
everybody. I've got to answer to it every night. The players can go run
and hide and go into the training room, they can go into the kitchen,
they can go into the shower. I've got to sit over here and explain it
every night. I get asked the same questions all the time. And I get
tired of making excuses. I get tired of making excuses. I can't go
hide. I've got to answer."
"We're busting our (butts), we're working hard, we're just not
hitting. It's not a lack of effort. We don't go to the
plate and say let's see how many times I can get out tonight. It's just
things aren't going our way."
BILE AND BLISTERS FOR BECKETT
"He's a Hall of Famer and he did what Hall of Famers do...He hit that
(ball) nine miles. That's what they do to pitches right down the
"That's (expletive), that's what it is. I didn't see it. I do take
offense to that. I don't give a (expletive) if he's a Hall of Famer or
not. I don't think I'll forget it. I don't know what the hell he was
staring at. I don't know if he was questioning the intentional walk
before that or what. You just have to make a note of something like
"We didn't even assess it...It was an immediate thing, going on the DL.
We cut the skin that was hanging there off and nothing else. I put the
Stan's stuff on there and that was it."
"We definitely know procedures to go through now a lot better than we
knew back then. I think that we have a better chance this year to nip
it in the bud in six days than we did two years ago when we didn't have
a clue what the hell to do except stick your finger in a pickle jar."
FLAGS FLY FOREVER
"If the question is 'Will I sacrifice a little bit of our future for
present glory?' the answer is yes. But if the question is also 'Would I
do something stupid?' the answer is...maybe."
YOU'RE KILLING MY SCORESHEET TEAM, SHEFF
"I look at the strike zone as being different in the American League
than it was in the National League...but I can't explain it when you
have the same umpires. When they throw the ball over the plate I am
going to hit it. The thing is that when I do get my pitch, I am missing
it. That comes from being worried about more things than I should be."
"I have got caught looking 10 times because I know when I strike out
because I don't do it that often...One thing leads to another. Once you
start thinking about things you never had to worry about, then it
changes your whole way of hitting. It makes you start wanting to do
more than you have to and try to hit more than you want to."
THE EVER-BROADENING DEFINITION OF "GREAT"
"There is plenty of Rey Ordonez left. He's young, and I hear he was
playing real good [at Iowa]. He was playing good last year in Tampa Bay
[before a season-ending injury]."
"Rey will probably start [today]...Then we'll see. [Ordonez] has been a
great regular. We gave Ramon a couple weeks to play, a pretty good
shot, and it just didn't work this time. Ramon is sort of worn down a
little bit at shortstop."
"I don't know where [that report] came from."
"When you play this horse (manure), it makes no difference what the
venue is...We'd get away from home, away from some of the negativity we
were getting, and it didn't happen. We just have to play better ball.
That's all. This is getting ridiculous."
"Guys pitch good, we don't score. We score a bunch of runs, we don't
pitch good. We're caught in a vortex of horse (manure) right now, and
it's just sucking us right down. I can't figure out how to stop it."
"I don't know how many (expletive) times I see a guy get hit and nobody
does anything...How many times have I been hit and there's no
retaliation? I'm giving it everything I've got. I'm playing hurt, I'm
playing in pain. And I'm not getting any help from no (expletive) body?