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April 12, 2014
HACKING MASS Competition 2014
HACKING MASS, our competition to pick the least dangerous hitters and least effective pitchers in the majors, returns for the 2014 season! You can field your team and put yourself in the running for $100, a lifetime Baseball Prospectus Premium subscription, or one of nine one-year BP Premium subscriptions by clicking here. Registration is open to anyone with a Baseball Prospectus account, including Basic accounts, which are free to create. You'll have a full week to enter (the deadline is April 14, 2014, at midnight PST), but it's easy to change players, so feel free to go all in on Darwin Barney on the entry form today, then switch to Ryan Goins Monday morning. But once the deadline arrives, partial teams will be dropped and new entries and changes will no longer be allowed.
Win $100 and a lifetime Premium Subscription or one of nine One-Year Premium Subscriptions in the 2014 HACKING MASS Competition!
HACKING MASS is a contest to try and predict the worst/most offensive players in the upcoming season. HACKING MASS stands for Huckabay's Annual Call to Keep Immobility Next to Godliness: Maximus Aggregatus Stiffisimus Sensire.
Your 10 players will be:
Simply pick the players who you think will be the stiffest at each position. A team's aggregate stiffness is measured by summing the ESPN (Exuded Stiff Points, Net) of all of the players on your team. We've updated the scoring logic since the last HACKING MASS competition to better fit the times, so for hitters, ESPN is 0.714, minus his OBP, minus his SLG, and multiplied by plate appearances—i.e., (.714-OPS)*PA. For pitchers, the formula is the pitcher's ERA, minus 3.86, times his innings pitched, divided by three, or (ERA-3.86)*IP/3. This results in similar Stiffness scores for the firmest hitters and pitchers. Where do these values (.714 OPS and 3.86 ERA) come from? They're league-average values from the previous season.
In each case, it isn't enough for a player to simply suck; somehow the Stiffest of the Stiff must find a way to remain in the lineup or rotation. Possession of incriminating photos of managers and GMs, telekinesis of ink onto lineup cards, large contracts that need justification, and ties to the underworld can all be important attributes of your players besides their lack of hitting and pitching talent.
* One entry per person.