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I’m weak in the knees; aggressively pleased; hand on my heart, fascinated with the beats; fascinated with the uniforms and the cleats; watching the field with eagerness; fortuitous; looking at the roster; explicit and gratuitous.

The top tier; fearless; peerless; Buxton playing the temptress; star among stars; prospect czar; prospect parts; I see you Baez; next in the queue; unglued; exclusive athleticism infused; overly aggressive in your pursuits; overly aggressive fandom retorts.

Stand tall Addison; stand able; tools pristine; left-side conqueror Constantine; stick around on the six; offensive sex with the stick; show off your opposite field; showcasing; shadow-casting; already in the top ten; already one of the top men.

Almora; fantasies amoral; middle-of-the-diamond amoretto; your arrow into our hearts; five-tool stiletto; future of the game; baseball adroit; baseball skills to exploit; strong enough to fail; scouting community hesitant to anoint.

Mr. Hedges, can I offer you my soul; can I offer you a number seven role; pops make my watch distort; catch and throw and a leadership character cameo; field orchestral impresario; tougher out/better bat than you might know; occasional statistical no-show; top ten for me; top ten, believe.

Cuba stay on the field; fires burn brighter than the flash; solar-cells; Soler-sails; raw pop from a prototypical corner spot; breaking ball bat called the quiescent crop; instant gratification when you maintain your path; sweet-spot connection; first-division direction; countryman elevating the expectations.

#TheLegend; the bear; star power apparent; you already know it; Cristiano-styled hair; Cristiano-styled flare; duality of the dual-threat; develop as planned; myth becomes the tangible man; rocket raw and the right arm of the law; Alfaro, its there if you want it; Alfaro, you wouldn’t want to disappoint it; the legend could be a perfect fit; now go own it.

Another Cub; another reason for recreational drugs; your swing makes the embryo sprout; Bryant I have few doubts; ready for Wrigley at some point next year; ready for a decade of cheers; ridicule; hit less than 30 bombs; non-renewal of the lease; tickle us in Arizona with your ferocious beast; such power; eager for the physical release.

Siblings in the sun; spotlight will soon be singular; not sure you stick at shortstop, Seager; a few defensive particulars; bat-to-ball vehicular; autobahn hands and path to the ball extra-curricular; you will produce; you were born in 1994?; apologies…underrated prospect divorce.

Hungry for more; Japhet Amador eating baseballs covered in pure honey off the locker room floor; Amador dripping the post-game spread from his pores; hit the ball and the major leagues could be yours; 300 pounds is a generous offer; teddy-boy coif and a pleasant smile in the aesthetic coffers; collapsing back leg but barreling like wood was your feed; find a way to stick in the lineup says the team with numerous offensive needs.

Alen Hanson with a stance to prove; hit-tool at second base or a left-side of the infield face; failure not disguised as disgrace; the bat will play at the highest level of games; hard to diagnose; developmental course; developmental attrition and the positional remorse; 21 for 2014; I’m either too hot or too cold; I won’t get you right; I apologize in advance for any potential slight.

Book me a flight; can’t wait to swoon; can’t wait to book a room; please say I can book a room; can’t wait to sketch your scouting silhouettes in Bob Carpenter’s book; can’t wait to participate in your launch to the moon; to your advance or decline; prospect prance; prospect prom; this is to your progressions that are much to my delight; the excitement I find in this vocational dance; Arizona this is our time.

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bg2388
9/11
This is fantastic and has me really wanting to book a trip out there this Fall. Thanks for the great work!
jasunlee
9/11
this article is pornography.
JusitnG
9/11
Fantastic. Thanks, Professor!
kbrown22
9/11
Jason, your work is an inspiration. Two years ago in my 11th grade English class, we had to do a rhetorical analysis essay of an article or essay and I chose A Visit With Verducci. That was the only thing I ever actually enjoyed in that class, and the teachers remarks on the paper were absolute gold. This is the kind of stuff that no one else on the internet can provide, so thanks Star
gweedoh565
9/11
**desperately hoping a reader who also happens to be a talented hip hop artist puts this to beat**
pizzacutter
9/11
Leonard Bernstein!
jasunlee
9/11
+1
batts40
9/11
Amazing.
pjbenedict
9/12
I hear this all in 90s Chuck D.