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Most of the MVP attention this year has gone to the American League race, between Miguel Cabrera and Mike Trout and whoever finishes third, maybe Michael Young. And most of the Edwin Starr attention since 1970 has gone to the song "War," which regards what it (war) has generally been shown to be good for, notably nothing, in the absolute sense. Surprisingly, the two—"WAR," and the AL MVP award—have bumped into each other one or twice or all of them.

But there is another MVP race going on this year. And there are other songs that Edwin Starr wrote, and across the country sportswriters are working on columns that bring the two together. I have excerpts of these still-in-development sports columns. 

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The San Diego Press-Supplement:

The San Diego Padres drew the third-lowest number of fans in the National League this year. Between their West Coast time zone and their also-ran status, few of their highlights would ever make it onto SportsCenter. Even in San Diego itself, there is a good chance you can’t find them on your television because of an ongoing cable war. So you can be forgiven for not knowing all that much about what Chase Headley has done this year, and he can be forgiven for wondering where his name is in the MVP discussion. It’s like that old Edwin Starr lyric:

Oh, I hate to be alone this summer
But that's the way it looks like it will be
I should be planning picnics

Instead of planning picnics, Headley was quietly putting up a top-10 WARP in the National League, a figure that might actually be low if you are (as I am) skeptical of his defensive metrics. Few voters will give him the proper credit for what his home numbers really mean — passing jumbo jets have been known to land just shy of the warning track in Petco — but he’s a .297/.388/.536 hitter on the road. No matter. Headley’s doing just fine. Like that old Edwin Starr lyric:

California soul California soul Now if they move you Will it move you It can groove you, baby, California Soul now now now California soul, yeah, California soul

Exactly.

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The Pittsburgh Folded Newssheet:

The last time a Pittsburgh Pirate finished in the top 10 in the MVP voting was 1992, and it was Andy Van Slyke. Other players who got votes that year: Bip Roberts, Ozzie Smith, etc. Old human beings. But Andrew McCutchen will change that, even with the Pirates collapse, because McCutchen represents everything that went right with the Pirates’ season: bunch of young kids having fun. They aren’t worried about their bank accounts or their endorsement contracts. They’re just living for today! Keep your veterans, your free agents, your Hall of Famers, your expectations. The Pirates have no use for expectations. They just want to swing! It’s like that old Edwin Starr lyric: 

But people that live on Main Street
They don't know how to swing
But the people on the back street
They swing, all night long

Exactly!

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The Milwaukee Fledgling Media Entity:

Look, I’m not against these new stats. I look at all the evidence. All the data, as the smart guys might say. But at the end of the day, the point of the game is to score runs, and to score runs you need to hit, and more often than not I’m just going to pick the best hitter. You know who the best hitter is? It’s Ryan Braun. He leads the league in total bases, in OPSBI, in runs created, in game-winning RBIs I assume, and even in the sabermetricians’ favorite advanced metric, OPS. He’s just a hitter, and, as the Houston Astros proved this year, you can’t win without hitters. As a hitter, Braun is slick. He’s a slick hitter. He can’t be tricked up there. And let me tell you: He ain’t never made a mark he couldn’t hit. It reminds me of that Edwin Starr lyric:

Ya see he's slick / and he can't be tricked/ he aint' never made a mark/ he could not hit OW!

Exactly.

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The St. Louis Not A Blog Online Newspaper:

It was after a big win, and I asked Yadier Molina what it was that made him so good. He looked me in the eye, and put a hand on my shoulder. He told me, “I’ve got a reputation of being Gentle, but bold. And that’s why…”

He paused.
He took his hand off my shoulder, and put his other hand on my other shoulder.

“…they call me Agent Double-O Soul, baby.”

As I left, he called my name. I turned.

“Funky Music Sho Nuff Turns Me On!” he called.

Exactly.

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The San Francisco Partisan: 

Buster Posey should be the MVP because Buster Posey has made me so happy. It’s just like that old Edwin Starr lyric:

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(Oh yeah)
Oh, how happy
(Yes, you did, yeah, alright)
You have made me

Oh, how happy
(You have made me)
Oh, how happy
(You have made me)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(You have made me)
You have made me
(You have made me)

You have made me
(You made me happy)
You have made me
(Yes, you did)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(Oh yeah)
Oh, how happy
(Yes, you did, yeah, alright)
You have made me

Oh, how happy
(You have made me)
Oh, how happy
(You have made me)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(You have made me)
You have made me
(You have made me)

You have made me
(You made me happy)
You have made me
(Yes, you did)
Oh, how happy
You have made me
(Oh yeah)
Oh, how happy
(Yes, you did, yeah, alright)
You have made me

Oh, how happy
(You have made me)
Oh, how happy
(You have made me)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(You have made me)
You have made me
(You have made me)

You have made me
(You made me happy)
You have made me
(Yes, you did)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(Oh yeah)
Oh, how happy
(Yes, you did, yeah, alright)
You have made me

Oh, how happy
(You have made me)
Oh, how happy
(You have made me)

Oh, how happy
You have made me
(You have made me)
You have made me
(You have made me)

You have made me
(You made me happy)
You have made me
(Yes, you did)

Exactly.

Thank you for reading

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brian206
10/01
Why isn't David Wright mentioned as an MVP candidate? If McCutchen and Headley are included then why leave out Wright?
GoTribe06
10/01
I am excited to read Sam's response to this. If it includes more fake articles, or even just song lyrics, then I encourage everyone to petition for your favorite NL player to be included. I am counting on you Mr. Miller.
lyricalkiller
10/01
I'm as upset that none of these reporters are writing about David Wright as you are. David Wright is having a great, great season, and he deserves not just MVP consideration but quite possibly the award. Come on, journalists, do your job! It's like that Edwin Starr lyric:

And it's headline news
And it's headline news
A-don't you hear me saying
(Extra extra, read all about it)
You better read about it
(Extra extra, read all about it)
Lindemann
10/01
Excellent.
eighteen
10/02
Exactly.
jdeich
10/02
Re: Andy van Slyke: Barry Bonds finished in the Top 1 in MVP voting in 1992.
lyricalkiller
10/02
Well sure I know that but there's nothing antique and old-timey about Barry Bonds.
sam19041
10/02
I'll stick to "War", but thanks for the Starr anthology just the same. :)