April 4, 2012
The War on Opening Day
There’s one video highlight for Tuffy Rhodes on MLB.com, and you already know what it is. A sequence of three at-bats. In the first, Dwight Gooden throws a curveball in the middle of the plate, and Rhodes drives it out to left-center field. “Long drive, a way back, it might be, it could be,” says Harry Caray. In the second at-bat, Dwight Gooden throws a fastball low in the zone, and Rhodes drives it out to left-center field. “Long drive, a way back, it might be, it could be.” And in the third, Rhodes once again drives a home run out to left-center field, and Dwight Gooden is really never good again, and this guy in this hat holds up this sign:
Eighty-eight players hit three home runs in a game during the 1990s. Jeff Treadway, Darnell Coles, Randy Milligan, Jeff Blauser, Ernie Young, Dan Wilson, Bobby Estalella, Lee Stevens, Mike Lansing, and Brant Brown all did it, but we remember Rhodes. We remember Rhodes so well. “Celebrating the most expensive week in fantasy baseball history,” says his Baseball-Reference sponsorship. There’s a syndrome named after him in fantasy baseball. You can buy an audiocassette of the broadcast on eBay. We remember Rhodes because he hit three home runs on April 4, not on June 4, and we remember it because Opening Day used to mean something. Would we remember it if the season had actually begun with a two-game series in Japan a week earlier, followed by an Opening Night game involving two other teams, and would we remember it if the Cubs hadn’t played on April 4 but rather April 5, a day after much of the league launched the schedule? I honestly don’t know.
I’ve never met you, but I’m pretty sure I know at least one fact about you: at some point in your life, you have said that Opening Day should be a national holiday. I’ve said, it, too. That’s an insane idea, but we’ve all said it, and it wasn’t always totally unrealistic. In 1952, Fred Lieb wrote in The Sporting News about Opening Days around the turn of the century:
It was an accepted half holiday, with many stores and business houses closing up shop. In New York, it was an annual custom to parade the old Giants up Broadway in tally-hos, with a liveried trumpeter sitting next to the stove-pipe hatted manager, Jim Mutrie, and giving long blasts from his horn.
During the 1880s, he continues,
It was an opening-day practice to parade the old National League Detroits and their first game rivals to the old Russell House on Woodward Avenue, and then at a sumptuous mid-day repast stuff the players with turkey, roast beef, ham, Canadian mutton and tankards of beer. A few hours later, these rugged old-timers were ready for the day's fray.
The closest thing to an actual act of Congress came in 1929, when Herbert Hoover’s first address to the legislature was scheduled for the same day as baseball’s opener. The Senate took care of the problem:
The conflict in dates has created considerable concern among the host of baseball fans in congress but Senator Watson, of Indiana, majority leader of the senate, is also a fan and an early adjournment of the senate is promised. Adjournment of both house and senate after the reading of the presidential message at noon is expected.
In 1936, it was common for “a good share” of the federal government to shut down for at least half of Opening Day, according to the Los Angeles Times:
President Roosevelt will throw out the first ball at Washington, where the Senators entertain the New York Yankees and a good share of the government partakes of a half-holiday, an annual custom.
World War II tempered excitement for Opening Day. In 1946, it marked a fresh start after the war’s end the previous season. “This was a day to forget about nylon lines, black marketeers, high rents, low beer supply, shortages of shorts, shirts, suits and the delay on the delivery of that 1946 automobile. It was a day even to forget about the Iranian question and the atom bomb.”
Via Baseball Almanac, Wilson ran this ad in 1954 acknowledging the special significance of the day:
But, unless this is just my nostalgia talking, Opening Day is getting further and further from feeling like an actual holiday. In 1954, the year Wilson ran that advertisement, all 16 big-league teams opened on the same day. Ditto for 1946, the year of the beer-supply shortages. By my first Opening Day, 18 of 26 teams opened on the first day, the rest the day after. When Tuffy Rhodes hit his three home runs, a Sunday night game had been added prior to Opening Day, but 20 of the 28 teams did debut on Monday.
Last year, there was no night-before game, but the shift to a Thursday launch meant only 12 of 30 teams played on Opening Day. And this year’s Opening Day is four days: Two games in Japan that nobody saw; tonight’s “Opening Night” in Florida; Thursday’s “Opening Day,” with just 14 teams playing; and a short schedule of nine games on Friday, including 13 teams’ 2012 debuts. Baseball’s Opening Day now more closely resembles the start of the 1876 season, the National League’s first. That year, Opening Day was spread out over six days.
All this way just to get to my opinion, which is: Eh, ok, whatever. After two decades of Bud Selig, the consensus on my Twitter timeline is that the commissioner makes decisions that irk hardcore baseball fans because he knows they’re not going anywhere, in the pursuit of casual baseball fans, who might. That seems about right. The soft opening in Tokyo may have been barely noticed over here but had real significance in the Japanese market. The Wednesday night game between the Marlins and Cardinals might feel like little more than a tease to baseball fans who don’t have Kyle Lohse on their fantasy rosters, but it turns a prime time game into a national event. The sparse Thursday and Friday schedules may make those days’ offerings feel incomplete, but they (theoretically) create the scheduling flexibility that allows for a longer postseason.
The truth is, I enjoyed waking up at 3 a.m. for the Mariners and A’s. I’ll enjoy the anticipation all day today as we wait for the night game to start. Light schedules on Thursday and Friday are silly and annoying, but guess what: I’m going to really enjoy both of those days. Not because Opening Day is a holiday anymore—it’s really not—but because you just can’t screw up baseball.